Cale: *gives his children huge allowances*
Also Cale: I’ll buy whatever you guys want don’t bother I’ll buy them for you
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Cale: *gives his children huge allowances*
Also Cale: I’ll buy whatever you guys want don’t bother I’ll buy them for you
‘Trash of the Count’s Family’ stab ability chart-
Will never stab anyone: ...
Will stab in retaliation: Hans, Hilsman, Paseton, Pendrick, Basen.
Will stab with a warning: Witria, Litana, Clopeh(he won’t really warn but will start talking about how he is going to contribute in the history of legend), Toonka, Tasha, Dodori, Gashan, Eruhaben, Mary.
Will stab without warning: Beacrox, Ron, Freesia, Lily, Bud, Raon, Mila, Fredo, On & Hong, Rosalyn.
Will stab as a warning: Hannah, Archie, Rasheel, Choi Han.
Will get stabbed: Adin, Bakehe, Elisneh, Cale Barrow.
Will stab himself: Cale Henituse
Smoked barbecue 🤣🤣🤣
Expectations vs Reality
the most awaited AlbeCale hug is here!! and the start of headaches of alberuu~
I always imagine Cale as very taciturn and serious, but then I remember he's actually an unhinged bastard that goes around LAUGHING while being covered in his OWN blood like it's normal.
HE'S ACTUALLY TERRIFYING.
Sworn Brothers
Cale: Your highness, the star of our kingdom. It's been a while since I've been graced with your presence!
Alberu: Oh, it's our young master Cale, the one who will brighten up our kingdom's future! Yes, it's been a while.
Cale, open wide his hands: No, your highness. I'm just a mere subject of Roan Kingdom. I don't deserve your high praise.
Alberu, hugging Cale: No no, you shouldn't say something like that. You're our treasure and precious hero. You deserve all the praises words that exist in this world.
Cale and Alberu, still hugging each other: Hohohoho^^
Cale and Alberu, whispering to each other: Bullshit.
[Somewhere in the background...]
Eruhaben: Last time I checked, sworn brothers mean two individuals who vow to be a family. Did it change now?
Choi Han, flat-out smiling: No. But if you see them doing things like that, just smile.
Lock: What's wrong, hyung? You look so done.
Rosalyn, whispering to Lock: Let him be. Among us, he is the one who witnesses those lovey-dovey acts the most.
The God and the legend fanatic, interaction:
Clopeh: I didn't catch your name.
Priest Cale: I didn't throw it.
Ron: *pointing knife at enemy* I have ways of making you talk--
Ron: *looks down* Beacrox, son, daddy's working right now--
Ron: Oh my gosh, did you draw this?
Ron: *shows picture to the man he's torturing with a proud smile*
Ron: That is so good!
The Ultimate Goal for Cale to Gain Weight!
Another TCF brainrot, wherein a few months after the Sealed God's test where everything is comparatively peaceful and Cale has managed to have his own personal moment of, the least, a relative semi-slacker life. At this period of time, Ron and the rest of the gang made sure to fill up their puppy young master and made sure to have his very deserving rest. Watching Cale getting thinner and paler as he keeps vomiting liters of blood and not being able to have a complete good night's sleep nor rest has made each of their heart ache with worry and pain. And the most aggravating fact of all is that Cale lost a LOT of weight.
So while time was still at a level of certain tranquility, they are making sure they bring back the color in him and most importantly, for Cale to gain at least a damn kilogram on his system. The poor guy doesn't even have the muscles the og!Cale had had before he had taken over his body for more than 3 years already.
No skipping of meals... Ready snacks in the morning and the day and even at midnight if Cale decided to feast on something late in the night.
On, Hong and Raon always accompany him most of the time and several days went by and what happened was that instead of expecting a minimal change in Cale's weight, the one with the very prominent difference of appearance is On, Hong, and Raon is getting chubbier than ever from several days ago.
Ron, gently: Didn't I told the three of you that the rest of the cake was for young master Cale?
On: I reminded them..
Ron: Although?
Raon: But the human said we should finish it all because children love sweets and so we should eat cake!
Hong: He said he was full after eating one very thiiin slice!
Ron, looks at On: Is that what happened?
On: Cale slept after that.
Ron: My, my...
After discovering that Cale loves the dishes from Choi Han's hometown, Choi Han spends most of his time in the kitchen for than helping train the soldiers of the Henituse Territory. Choi Han tries his best to relive the memories of the recipe and taste of the Korean cuisine he had eaten when he was still back in Korea. Because creating these dishes surprisingly (not for Choi Han and the kids) makes Cale very happy and very eager to eat and eager for more!
In the kitchen:
Beacrox: Where the fuck do you think I'll get some fucking seaweed?!
Choi Han, shrugs nonchalantly: I don't know. You're the chef, aren't you supposed to be, y'know, knowledgeable about it?
*A messy catfight inside the kitchen in a supposedly normal afternoon*
Cale, with stars in his eyes: I can't believe you made this..
Beacrox, shrugs nonchalantly: It isn't really hard. *turns to stare daggers at CH and grind his teeth together in utter irritation* I am a chef after all.
But weeks went and go by and Cale's skin now has a glowy and healthy color to it but on the 'gaining weight' part? To become triumphant seems such a very far goal for them... Not until a Physician came to the Mansion to take a check-up for the kids and also Basen, Lily, and even Cale. And when the physician checked Cale's weight, everyone was brought to tears when they learned that despite his slightly scrawny appearance, Cale had actually gained 2 kilograms from the past few months!
Cale: Oh I've gained weight.
Basen: H-H-How much?
Everyone inside and outside the room holding their breaths: ...
Cale, confused at the stutter: 2 kilograms.
EVERYONE FROM EVERYWHERE ON THE TCF UNIVERSE, INCLUDING THE AUTHOR AND TCF FANDOM: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cale: Right, I should probably lose weigh---
Alberu, appearing in the room using a teleportation spell: hOLD UP MY SWORN BROTHER, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SAYING.
Cale: How did you??? Well, I---
Choi Han: I THINK I REMEMBER ANOTHER DISH FROM MY HOME TOWN, CARE TO ACCOMPANY ME TO THE KITCHEN, BEACROX?
Beacrox: I CAN AND I WILL. LET'S GO.
Cale: What the---
Mary, giving a cookie to Cale: You should eat more. You can't eat when you're dead.
Cale having the worst goosebumps yet: Uh, yes, of course.
Viola and Deruth: We are so happy for you Cale!
Basen: Orabuni! That is amazing! I really look up to you!
Lily: Orabuni, I am super happy!
Raon: YES! MORE CAKE! You need more cake, human! More meals!
Hong: You should eat more to be fat!
Cale: Pardon--
On, sighing: I am glad Cale that you're gaining weight.
Cale: uh.
Eruhaben: Unlucky bastard, I'm proud of you. *fatherly head patting to Cale*
Trash of the count’s family - chapter 56
Two types of people who get worried about Cale:
The normal ones
The dramatic ones
rolling into fandom with an old meme
HE’S BACK BABY!!!
OHMYGODDD IM CRYING RNNNN *turning into clopeh*
Raon: Human, I'm sad.
Cale: *pats Raon's head* It’s going to be okay.
Alberu: Dongsaeng, I'm sad.
Cale, nodding: Mood.
do i think that tcf needs romance? no absolutely not, the found family trope is perfect as it is and it's all i need
will i still ship albecale as if i raised these two fuckers? YES UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
mood
OH GOD, SUDDENLY I HAD A HEART ATTACK🤧🤧
Pict from the artist of lcf @Pan_4_
cale’s hair is a beautiful structural nightmare and i dont understand how pan4-sama makes it work