If Macapaca Collected Chaos Instead Of Rocks

Y’all I just got this cause AO3 was down but heck it I’ll go down the rabbit hole

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I hate when main characters in TV shows are so extra stupid. Like Dora the backpack is on your back you dumb bit-

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Sure we can kiss if you want but I really like this song so can you wait a minute

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If you’re a straight directioner you either have really high standards or you love toxic men no in-between

If you’re now a lesbian, you’re a simp there’s no fighting me on this

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I don’t know what it is about her but I’m literally so feral for Kat dennings so every time a clip from two broke girls comes on I’ll watch it like I’m in a trance 😵‍💫

Then I get angry because I’ve never seen a clip of it that’s not at least 80% lesbian/fanfiction coded/they’re in love

I used to watch it until that one time they teased that they were gonna kiss and I was like omg they’re gonna get together but it was just for the men

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“I love how you’re always your authentic self no matter what”

I’m not doing it on purpose love I have the physical incapability to mask but I’m vaguely (not really) high functioning so I just come across a bit quirky

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You were born to date someone who would treat you the way I’d treat you, forced to date someone who’d treat you the way my evil twin with avoidant attachment would treat you

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I’m sorry Vanessa hudgens can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Because she’s really into voguing right now.

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I found your instagram I found your tumblr

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No coz this is my diary I’m genuinely only here to talk sh*t to myself

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Was showing a guy a picture of my cheeseboard and accidentally got my toe in the pic

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Watching Jamie Oliver and he cuts a cabbage in half and it shows a close up of his thumb running along the lines of the cabbage. Please tell me honestly:

-did they do this on purpose?

Or

- do I need to get laid?

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Juno is Sabrina Carpenter’s no control

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Sometimes my brain moves so fast some of my thoughts aren’t even thoughts like this is the equivalent of if my brain was 2 people speaking to each other:

Person 1: skabzhxgksvwudjbaodv

Person 2: yes you’re so right

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I need a sign at work saying don’t let her yap she needs to do her job

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How are people out here acting normal as if the bonus songs on the take me home yearbook edition didn’t change the tectonic plates

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She’s not afraid by 1D triggered my avoidant attachment. You’re telling me pushing people away is hot sexy and romanticised?

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Driving instructor said “you do like to talk don’t you?”

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I think in a past life I was definitely killed by a deadly hornet them pickleheads make me so unnerved like just looking at a drawing of one gives me the jeepers creepers