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28 they/he, transmasc lesbian Commissions Open! Sapphic ship art mostly ko-fi.com/retroredpanda

[lyraisnotonfire]

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

[lyraisnotonfire]

it's like, i don't go here! but my friend does! so i know a bit about what's going on there even if i'm in a different school

[palis-delon]

I suddenly have feelings and opinions about a ship on a show I've never watched (I'm only 90% sure I have the names correct).

[quank]

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

[puyopuyo]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Going Really Fast knows no Gender or Sexuality

[goatedsaminator]

mckay she’s been good 💔

[lostlamblizzie]

mcvadi getting back to their apartment after a long shift. victoria who sinks to her knees the second cassie closes the door behind them, desperate, just to be close. nuzzling against cassie through her scrubs, whimpering please, let me— I can make you feel good, cass, please?

cassie who sees right through it, always sees right through. knows the difference in desperation, when it's tinged with want, vs this— when it's sad and aching, lonely. so cassie sinks to the floor with her girl, gathers her up snug into the warm cradle of her arms, shushing her softly. no, baby, not like that. not like that. just let me hold you, okay? just let me hold my sweet girl. shh, shh... it's okay, you're alright... let it out, baby. let it all out.

victoria breaking down into the soft safety of cassie, sobbing into her neck, curling fists into her scrub top. shuddering the grief of every piled up pain into someone who's never once judged her for it. lets cassie ease her into a soft lap, rock her slow, back and forth like a child. murmur how it's gonna be okay, shh, it's gonna be okay. oh, my girl. you're alright. you're okay.

[dykepitts]

sub cassie but submissive in the way a guard dog is submissive

overprotective, hyper vigilant, glaring and growling at anyone who even so much as thinks about looking at her girl

scary dog privileges 💞

[rravennvnn]

the morning rush

[andersonsjavadi]

the concept of collecting and printing mcvadi memes, then pasting them into a notebook and showing this notebook to fiona dourif herself is so baffling. like i couldve never but im so grateful and glad that you did.

[lastlivinglostcause]

thinking bout whiny victoria and comforting cassie… not in a brat tamer way but in a embarrassingly soft, patient way.

One day Cassie is on her day off and Victoria is just coming back home, having had a horrible day at the pitt. Maybe someone yelled at her, she messed something up, whatever. The details didn’t matter to Cassie right now.

The younger woman had come into their shared room absolutely exhausted. She had kicked her shoes off, not even aiming for the shoe rack and lazily dragged herself down the hall like a zombie in search of brains (which in this case, is her girlfriend.)

Victoria finds Cassie peacefully in their bed watching whatever is on the television across from her, the blue light projecting onto her face, highlighting her in a sharp light. Cassie smiles as she sees her lover slowly drag herself onto the bed, not even bothering to change her outdoor clothes.

As Victoria hits the bed (and subsequently, Cassie underneath the covers) with a groan, Cassie strokes her hair and readjusts them both to be comfortably up on the bed, Victoria plush against her lover. “Long day?” Cassie asks with a smile, surprised to see the sight of the girl.

Victoria responds with a whine, burying her head in Cassie’s neck. She’s clearly succumbed by fatigue that she forgot how to regulate herself, as if she’s drunk on her own fatigue.

“ ‘ts okay baby. You’re home now. I’ll take care of you, won’t I?” Cassie coos.

Legend has it she took care of her that night. And very well— at that.

[boygeniuslvr888]

MY MCVADI FIC CHAPTER 1 IS UP

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here's the link guys!! Hopefully I'll continue it soon!!!!

[highconsistency]

Victoria and Trinity going on a little shopping spree at the mall one day and victoria picking out so many cute underwear sets at victoria secret cuz like it’s literally her own secret of course she should spend half a pay check here and she tries some stuff on in the fitting room and gives trin a little fashion show but she’s saving all the angel poses for home and will obviously send her pics later.

and when later comes and victoria is sprawled out on her bedroom floor, striking a million poses in all her new sets, she gets a little bit too giddy and isn’t fully paying attention to whose contact she’s clicking on. and of course the only person she’s texts as much as she texts trinity is her md who she has wayyyy too close of a relationship with for it to be professional anymore and their contacts are just so close together she doesn’t really pay any mind to who she clicks on before sending all fifteen photos of herself in crude poses with the caption i can’t tell which one i like best lol but im feeling myself

it’s not more than an hour, but some time passes before victoria starts to question why trinity hasn’t answered. she goes to pull up her phone just to see the timestamp of her message threads not adding up to who she texted. trinity’s contact was under cassie’s contact and victoria couldn’t even remember the last text she’s sent to cassie, confused on why it’s further up than trin’s until a terrible realization hits her.

she clicks on cassie’s message threads and sees all of her half naked pictures nicely condensed into a nice folder sitting at the bottom of the thread. her heart drops and she attempts to delete the pictures before she can see it, but the dreaded read 5:23pm pops up under the picture before she could have anything to do with it.

a cold sweat runs down her back as she tries to type out oh my god cassie i am so sorry these were obviously not meant for you but the message bubble pops up before she can send it.

she’s not sure what made her fingers pause as she saw it, but her thumb hovered over the send button waiting for cassie to respond. the gray bubble disappeared and victoria was just about to bite the bullet and send the apology. before she was able to, the blue bubble popped up, and her heart froze in her chest as she read her message.

these all look great on you, javadi. but maybe an in person show would help me form a better opinion.

she goes over that night with all of her sets to show her and they fuck NASTY STYLE bc i SAID SO.

[814519]

starting the pride month with mcvadi

[nobtities]

is she good?

[girlskissinggold]

People like to write Cassie a dom but I think she’s way more a service top, like Victoria brats a ton and Cassie does put her in her place somewhat, but I also think Victoria gets what she wants when she wants it, like Cassie wants to give her control over what happens to her, lets her dictate the flow and negations, because Victoria has spent so much of her life not getting to choose her path and get what she really, truly wants, and Cassie is so, so eager to give her what she needs.

[goodnightbeas]

"i'd rather die than lie to you." 🦌☀️🩺. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

Victoria gets an ovarian cyst while at work. Trinity and Baran are able to help her through her medical fears.

this shouldn't need a tw obviously but there are mentions of menstrual cycles, periods, female anatomy, yadayada,

another request from @rosewoodlibrary a lil different from the original request, she's not that regressed in this, same as Trin, but lmk what u think !

Victoria leans back on her chair, her eye twitching annoyingly. It felt like she had pain from cramps but ten times worse.

When she tried telling her mom about it, she was dismissed.

'You're probably just period cramps Victoria, quit worrying.'

But the pain had lasted way too long for this to just be period pains. She smacks her head down on the desk before sitting up. There was about 6 hours left in the shift. She could survive, right?

Just then Trinity plops down in front of her about to start on a some charting before Robby could kidnap her from another case.

"Hey, uh Trin?"

Trinity was untangling the dictation device from itself and glances up at her. "Make it quick Crash, I gotta finish this before I get an earful from Robby." Victoria is already slightly nervous. Trinity was in a bad mood, which meant Baran would be in a bad mood, which meant Yolanda would be in a bad mood which meant Emery would-

It's like a chain in this hospital. When one person was upset, everyone felt it.

"Um I just-" Victoria feels another sharp pain in her stomach that she tries not to react to. "I have a patient question." She lies. She didn't really want to admit that she was in pain for fear of being an overreactor or sent home.

Trinity finally untangles the thing and leans back. "Shoot." She inquires blankly.

Victoria takes a breath before trying to make up her story. "Patient is a 21 year old woman, has had pains in the pelvis and belly for the past week. Painkillers have done nothing, and the pain has only persisted. She is not on her period."

Trinity twiddles the device in her hands and presses it into her cheek. "Sounds like an ovarian cyst, does she have a history of cysts or heavy bleeding in her menstrual cycles-?"

Victoria thinks. She kinda remembers her first couple periods being stressful. Especially being in college at 13. The whole endeavor kind of forced her to grow up too fast.

Learning how to use a tampon, Shoving pads in her backpack,

It's not exactly productive to be mentally going over your medical student notes when you're trying to figure out what sides the wings of a pad go on your underwear.

"Uh, no. She-she didn't say."

Trinity thinks for another second before announcing her advice. "Then I'd say, get her on an ultrasound, deoending on the size and if there's fluid we can either give her a stronger dose of meds or send her up to surgery."

"Wait-surgery?" That suddenly scared her. She hated needles, mostly in her, and anything too bloody. And the surgery floor was full of it.

Trinity tilts her head like this wasn't obvious. "A doy, come on Crash, everyone knows the bigger the cyst the more harmful. Reason women's health isn't taken seriously."

Just then Robby spins around the corner. "Santos, help me with a case?" Trinity practically growls and stands up. "Didn't even get to start!"

Victoria is left with all that information reeling from it. Surgery? Ovarian cysts? She didn't like hearing all that. She tugs her sleeves close to her as she walks past a few rooms.

She sees an ultrasound in one of them and stops. She could just check now, get it over with. Keep the paranoia at bay.

She ducks in and pulls the curtain shut before powering it on. She loosens her hospital scrubs slightly before rubbing the gel around the area where the pain was the worst.

Okay Victoria, just scan around for a visual and,

Shit.

Her eyes catch visual of a giant cyst in her abdomen. She couldn't tell if it was full of fluid or not. She stands there shellshocked until she hears a voice coming up to the curtain.

"Guys, come on, we can't have empty rooms, we-"

Baran pulls the curtain and her eyes widen at Victoria. They were both deers in headlights until Baran glances at the screen behind her. "Dr. Javadi, is that a cyst?"

Victoria quickly readjusts her scrubs and shuffles to cover the image from view. "Uhhh...no?"

"That looked large, how long has this bee-"

Victoria can't take it anymore. " A week! A fucking week! My side is killing me, I could barely eat, and I- I don't want to go to surgeryyy. What if my mom has to do it? I'd be the laughing stock of the whol-"

"Okay, Okay." Baran hushes her. "Let's at least get you for a quick exam alright hun? I'll do it if that makes you feel better." Victoria wipes the tears that had fallen and nods quietly.

She gets changed into a gown and is already feeling the fear. Baran prods her stomach and gives her another ultraound, bringing Trinity in to help.

"Wait, Crash. the patient was you?!"

Baran barely could reply to that in confusion before Victoria leans back in pain. "Fuck." She winces.

"Okay Vic, we're gonna need to send you up to surgery, you'll get in quick and-"

"No, no." Victoria gasps out as they start moving the gurney. She grabs Trinity's arm. "Not my mom, I can't- I..I can't." By the time they get out in the hallway Cassie comes out of a room in shock. "Vic, oh my god, what happened?"

Baran and Trinity silently look at each other and mouth 'Vic?' before Baran answers. "Ovarian cyst, needs surgery, but she's a bit.." Cassie nods and steps in to help pull it towards the elevator.

"Hey, hey look at me." She says. Cassie holds Victoria's hand. "I'll be right there with you." Victoria whines quietly and nods.

She feels Cassie kiss her hand as Baran and Trinity share a smirk. When they get up to surgery, Emery comes up to them helping them wheel her. "Trin paged me about you." She says. "Don't worry, you'll be okay."

"Yolanda's in a trauma right now, or else I would've asked her to jump in." Victoria was still a bit fearful and looks up at her meekly. "My mom.. she isn't-"

But Emery just smiles and ruffles her hair. "Dr. Shamsi's on break right now. And per patient confidentiality, I can't tell her anything you don't want me to." She pokes her nose and smiles.

"Cassie I'm assuming you're staying?" Cassie nods and steps up to help wheel her in as Baran and Trinity stay back.

After she's in and the doors shut Trinity lets out a sigh. Baran puts a head on her shoulder. "What was that down there? About a patient?"

Trinity sighs. "I.. I think she was trying to tell me what was wrong, but hid behind the guise of a patient."

Baran nods. "Hey, it's not your fault ok? She's younger than you, got big steps to fill," she rubs Trinity's back. "I'll ask Yolanda or someone from the desk to get us when the surgery is done." Trinity nods quietly and lets herself get guided downstairs.

Victoria feels like its hours later when she wakes up. She looks around in a daze before a warm hand pets her hair back. "Hey Vic."

She already knows its Cassie. "Cass.." Victoria mumbles, leaning into her touch. "How long.."

"Bout an hour. Trinity and Baran are on their way up." Victoria nods and sits up as she takes a sip of water.

"Your mom stopped by."

Victoria almost chokes before swallowing the water. "Wh-what? What did-"

"She told me to tell you to get some rest.... and that she's sorry for not taking you seriously."

Victoria sits there in shock as Baran and Trinity come in. "Hey Crash." Trinity says as she ruffles her hair. "How you doing?"

"Sore, but good."

Trinity smirks and looks up at Baran. "Can I stay up here and watch movies with her?"

Baran sighs and rolls her eyes and kisses Trinity's head. "An hour my love, then I better see you back down there." She heads out after her and Cassie are paged and Trinity scoots into bed with her.

"Alright let's find something good to watch."

"Wait Trin?"

"Mmhm?" Trinity looks up from her phone.

She puts her head on her shoulder and mumbles, "I wish you were my sister."

Trinity only hears the last part but blushes and smiles. 'Well you can come over, any time you know that right? I'm always torturing Samira." She snorts.

Victoria looks out the glass door, and sees her mom walk by and quietly nod at her before replying.

"Yeah, um. That's be nice."

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[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[milfalhashimi]

vic asks cassie to ride her face and she gets all shy and blushy saying that she’s probably too heavy and her thighs are too thick— then vic interrupts saying that she doesn’t give a fuck, she wants cassie to fuck herself on vic’s face until she’s covered in cassie’s come

cassie is so wet when she lowers herself down onto vic’s mouth and vic manoeuvres cassie a bit, spreading her cunt even wider so she can lick and kiss all over it

fuck, baby, ah— that feels so good, fuck. you’re doing such a good job. mommy’s good girl— fuck— did you like that, baby? you really are such a good girl for letting mommy use you like this

cassie’s thighs are thick as fuck and her pussy is smothering vic but she doesn’t care. if this is how she dies, she’ll be happy

[mcalpinewrites]

Unsteady

pairing: Cassie McKay/Victoria Javadi

wc: +3,6k

snippet:

“Victoria?” A comforting voice spoke from the other line. “Dr. McKay?” Victoria could feel her pulse quickening, her cortisol levels at an all-time high. “Is everything okay? And please call me Cassie, honey.” The gentleness of her words made Javadi want to cry. Though she felt vulnerable calling someone in this state, and knew she would regret this later on, she couldn’t help but feel extremely grateful for the mere presence of someone who cared, even if it was just on the phone. Her eyes welled up as she tried to put her feelings into words. “I feel like I can’t breathe, my hands can’t stop tingling and I’m not sure I can even move my legs. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I’m so scared, Cassie. I want to go home, I need to…” She trailed off, tears softly trickling down her cheeks. “Okay, okay, what happened? Can you tell me where you are, sweetheart?” Cassie’s voice remained ever so steady, offering Javadi the stability she so desperately needed in that moment. 

warnings/tags: Hi!! This was meant to be a bit longer, but to be honest I lost motivation... Have been thinking about them in a situation like this for quite some time now though.............. Let me know what you think!<3 (This wasn't proofread, sorry!)

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