see ya, sucker

jesse|23|georgia

[energyprison]

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

[shiftythrifting]

a very unsettling plate found in Cracow, Poland

[ink-the-shitposter]

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

[ink-the-shitposter]

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

[659pm]

why is everything hard?

(2020)

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[bbeelzemon]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nymphaticc]

[doomy]

[peteneems]

[mel-lion-deactivated20201213]

I am literally begging you people. If you are not black do not capitalize on our mourning by drawing Chadwick or his beloved character to promote your art. We are absolutely sick of seeing this. This is literally the only time alone where thoughts and prayers are appropriate.

[sexhaver]

i just remembered that post from years ago unironically asking "who even preheats their oven?" and physically recoiled irl

[boota]

:|

[straightboyfriend]

[frogmp3]

get his ass

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[podencos]

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

[cloudbeam]

[heavensghost]

Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

Painting by Aleksandra Waliszewska

[metvmorqhoses]

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of

[queencatradora]

the last two weeks of the semester every single person looks like this as they walk by