Batistas

Hi I'm Kaleigh and I'm just tryin to make my 3rd grade self proud of who we are now

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[weenie-hut-general]

[energyprison]

Yall ever heard of being normal?

[sailorbrazil]

cant hear you im busy

[lilnightwing]

[dojacat]

[misspiggy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

[rymonaflowers]

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

[illegalaustralien]

me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse

employee: aisle 5

me: thanks

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[noahnomore]

[lorileopard]

DONT DO THIS

[sheikah]

Game of Thrones cast at the season one table read

[thenichibro]

[shittymoviedetails]

In “The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl” the sharks in the movie had to be put in with digital effects. This is due to the actual sharks leaving because of disagreements about their salaries.

[afeelgoodblog]

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