[insert stoner pun]

|Ayana | 29 | Bi/Pan & NB | California | Aquarius♒ | ex-mormon | •fish keeper • cat & dog mom • hamster tamer • kitchen witch• ☆I provide many services all of them include sass☆ •100% grade A USDA certified weirdo• stoner, maker of bad art, and good food

[ferrocache]

this too shall bass

[strawberryblondebutch]

“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.

[strawberryblondebutch]

[lakevida]

so badass........

[scidotnews]

‘Blob-Headed’ Catfish among New Species Discovered in Peru

https://www.sci.news/biology/blob-headed-catfish-13540.html

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[traumatizedhousegoose]

Don't talk to me I'm maladaptive daydreaming about anime men

[traumatizedhousegoose]

Help! I've fallen and i can't get up

[traumatizedhousegoose]

I just want someone to look at me the way Mash Burnedead looks at cream puffs

[traumatizedhousegoose]

I always ask myself "why do I have such weird animals?" then I remember that I chose most of my animals because they bit me and I thought "ah yes, this is the one, the blood pact is sealed."

[traumatizedhousegoose]

This Christmas i was blessed with the opportunity to explain to my mother what a juggalo is 🤡🎄

[traumatizedhousegoose]

Goat milk is literally the best thing ever

[traumatizedhousegoose]

I'd say my personality is about 55% deep love and affection for my friends, and the rest is just 15 years worth of loosely bottled rage.

[traumatizedhousegoose]

What if there were gigantic friendly jumping spiders who could carry us around by jumping really really far.

[traumatizedhousegoose]

Sometimes a friend will say something to me that i know is meant to be kind, but fuck that shit hurts

[qixzel]

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem

[traumatizedhousegoose]

The way my bones itch when other people are running late is absolutely unreal

[traumatizedhousegoose]

Social interaction with neurotypical people is so deeply exhausting.