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[yuukoholic]

[everoutoftouch]

[lnkedmyheart]

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle; a summary

Man exiled for too much murder unwittingly adopts an amnesiac, a test tube baby, and a talking stress ball and raises them with his newly acquired magical male wife with Issues™.

[thehappinessmachine]

ghost trick is an amazing game with exceptional writing, featuring a masterpiece of a villain who puppets every character from the background with manipulative powers like no other, and whose sinister plan is completely unraveled because he stood too close to a dog once

[whenzdaylunch]

Ghost Trick is so funny because it's one of those games where people keep telling you to play it and after a while you start getting curious so you go "whatever" and try it

Then you're playing it and the thing happens which leads to the thing and ultimately gets you to THE thing and then you finish it and are like "I have to tell people"

So you go on social media to post about how this was a downright mindblowing experience but are like "Oh no what do I say to not reveale too much?"

You then type "Play Ghost Trick" and hit post like some sort of drone and you are 100% right to do so

Anyway play Ghost Trick

[kitkat-the-muffin]

[66junklord]

“xiv is for raiding” “xiv is for combat content” wrong. ffxiv is for playing dressup

[verodynamix]

Things that happen in Dawntrail that sound like shitposts:

You are invited to meddle in the affairs of a major political power. These events with extremely serious ramifications for global politics include gardening, animal herding, mountain climbing, and a bake-off.

Night City travels diagonally through time and fuses with a small town in Arizona.

An uplifting Hollywood movie pop-gospel song about unity plays over a montage of you and your friends building a bomb.

You down a suspiciously beaver-themed energy drink and briefly go super saiyan.

The temporally anomalous catboy dad deepthroats two scoops of nothing-flavored ice cream in an attempt to ease the tension at his work friend's family reunion. Somehow, this actually achieves the desired effect.

An AI-generated ghost attempts to burn all of the world's people and resources to extend the life of their metaverse Disneyland for other AI-generated ghosts. In response, you proceed to fight a robotic biblically-accurate angel inside their mind palace.

Dead baby cave.

[miniaturekeytar]

has anyone asked this

[ymmnn]

[threbe]

Holic rei

chapter 57 is out

It's been 8 years 😭 watanuki is back

[maridiayachtclub]

video game abstractions are something else. i'm leveling Culinarian in FFXIV and i hit level 56. "hold on," i say to nobody in particular, and put my frying pan (hot, wet with freshly cooked sauce) back on my hip. "before I make any more hollandaise sauce, i need a better knife." there in my pocket, it awaits: a knife whose titanium edge is so keen that only a level 56 Culinarian can so much as grasp it. so i do that. and now i have no need for my old knife; it has served me well, but it physically cannot be used by any other. it is inextricably bound to my soul. i cooked with it before, you see. one cook per knife only. so i take it into my hands one last time and disintegrate it into various magical crystals. the concentrated fire essence extracted from within can be used to make more hollandaise sauce

[the-bar-sinister]

[labyrinthofcrystals]

can't think about him for too long or i burst into tears

[getinthecoffin]

trying to get someone to play ghost trick is like it’s about how [spoiler] loves you so so much and it’s about creativity and forgiveness and grief and [spoiler] and how [spoiler] will always [spoiler] and it’s about how things can be different and the same at the same time and how fate can be averted and [spoiler] and the guy [spoiler] and the dog [spoiler] and most importantly it’s about [SPOILER] [SPOILER] [SPOILER]

[tsubasaclones]

baffling: your emotional support absolutely insane 20 yr old manga keeps trending for NO REASON

[tsubasaclones]

hey you. yes you. if you're like "why tf is tsubasa trending i haven't thought about that manga in 10 years" or something

i don't know why it's trending either

reread it. come join us in hell