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adhd + music moods:

listening to the same song on repeat for 72 hours straight

requires absolutely no sound. complete silence only. if anyone so much as breathes…

NEED ALL THE NOISE. MUSIC AT FULL BLAST. The external volume has to be loud enough to drown out the internal volume so I can hear the one productive thought. I SAID THE EXT-

music has to be just loud enough that i can hear it, but quiet enough so i forget it’s on and i don’t get distracted by changing the song

too late. i am now changing the song every .2 seconds. hits shuffle. hits shuffle. hits skip. switches playlist. creates a new playlist that is a slight variation of an already existing playlist. it’s been 5 hours.

catchymemes

pwesident

traveller-in-spacetime

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As a child we believe that adults can do anything they want . As an adult we realise that children could do anything they want.

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As someone who’s legally a child…. no the fuck we can’t

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A capital letter on a sentence where it doesn’t Belong triggers some disgust

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No it creates emphasis.

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Never in my life has a random capital created emphasis.

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We discovered a virtually infinite source of energy then the first thing we did with it was put it in a bomb

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Oh Americans. You suck.

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The solution to the Trolley Problem is simple. Simply put the lever dead center and the trolley derails killing no one. Never send a philosopher to do an engineer’s work.

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There isn’t a ‘solution’ to the Trolly Problem that isn’t the point. The point is to spark a discussion, there isn’t a third option

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It’s very disturbing that the history we learn isn’t 100% true and many interesting moments have been hidden, covered up or changed completely to fit those who pass it down.

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Hahahaha…… you have no idea.

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“Phone scrolling after sex” is the new “cigarettes after sex”.

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Good. Cigarettes suck ass.

#i work retail and have to give smokers their cigarettes #cigarettes and smoking fucking suck #if i could refuse to sell tobacco crap without getting fired i absolutely would #the amount of money people spend on it is insane #and these are often people who aren't that well off anyway #like how large of a percentage of your income is that you fucking idiots #and people of my age too!!!#even people who are only just 18!!!#did we not get the same education on how smoking is absolutely gods awful for you?!?!#what in the everliving fuck #the tobacco industry is one of the most malevolent industries there is #the way cigarettes and the like are marketed makes me sick #like #the way the different products are all labelled and #ok so at least in the uk i don't know about anywhere else cigarettes and tobacco can't have colourful packing or whatever #they all have to have the same standardised black packaging with off-putting pictures #and info clips about how the product is super detrimental to your health #but the tobacco companies find every way they can to dodge that with the names and promotions and #and they find whatever fucky workarounds they can to any and all legislation #it all just makes my blood boil #well that was one hell of a tag rant

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There are girls with a bigger dick than me

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Yeah and they kick ass.

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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

totallyjazzed

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nothing tells you more about america than the fact that our entire measuring system is a foot fetish

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The reason why you haven’t found your soul mate is because maybe you don’t have a soul.

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Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

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College is when you’re afraid of both

prokopetz

More inadvisable D&D characters, silent protagonist edition:

A gym-rat-themed human barbarian who communicates exclusively via an ever-changing array of pithy slogans displayed on their enchanted novelty t-shirt

An elven rogue who refuses to speak aloud out of a professional commitment to stealthiness; when the need arises, they produce artfully handwritten notes from their numerous pockets

A halfling warlock who traded their voice to their patron for some unspecified favour; their toad familiar, who speaks on their behalf, sounds exactly like a 1950s radio announcer, static included

An orc wizard who speaks a unique three-handed dialect of sign language with the assistance of the mage hand cantrip; when otherwise unoccupied, the mage hand is prone to rude gestures

A bard whose spellcasting performance skill is being a professional sports mascot; nobody knows what species they are because the suit never comes off

thechekhov

Steven Let’s play a fun game about adventure and mortal peril! What could possibly go wrong? Universe is playing a Warlock who thinks he’s a Sorcerer.

Why not Bard? you ask

Well…

There was another contender for the position.

yasakajinjya

stuffman

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

sqbr

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

elvencantation

additions from the og artist (credit)

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