Keep off the dirigible plums!

[travezen]

Opening this weird little time capsule and reading things here for the first time in like 8 years has been so strange. A nostalgia mixed with a near melancholy feeling. The things that I viscerally remember, and the things I've completely forgotten. So interesting to see what I actually wrote first hand at the time. I don't even know why I'm posting now, the only things that are going to read this are robots anyway. Here's to me re-reading this post in another 8 years

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[mememaster]

on this day two year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[officialfrenchtoast]

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

[travezen]

on this day four years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

[wewanthappinessback-deactivated]

[theblacklodge]

heterosexuality is the real horror 

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

This man looks like an eel

[satanstruemistress]

That is a HORRIBLE picture of Bill Skarsgard.

[theblacklodge]

was this supposed to show that he’s attractive because it didn’t work

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

he looks like every man I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[swarnpert]

he looks like a really bad steve buscemi

[did-you-know]

The Sharp Dressed Man provides gently-worn suits for men who are trying to get back on their feet after incarceration, homelessness, or significant life challenges. 

“I’ve never worn a suit before. Now I feel like I can take on anyone and win.”

“I felt special getting attention from the staff. When I looked at myself in the mirror I felt so handsome. It made me feel like I am ready to get a job.”

Source

[1800screencaps]

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[travezen]

but he didn't lose, the judge took pity on him

[onlytwitterpics]

[monicapotterss-deactivated20141]

[victorpopejr]

“Did u used to be a fireman”

[shitpostgenerator]

due to circumstances the mod no longer has acess to this blog

[queenofnordion-deactivated20150]

it has killed its master

[ajani]

RISE

[brittany-murphy]

[pkpaulshow]

[pr1nceshawn]

[lordandgodoftheobvious]

“Wrestle Me for America You Thieving White Shit” will never not be funny.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via simonlauchlan)

[maplehoofs]

I don’t understand this weird new trend where we all pretend we just figured out corporate social media is an advertising tool. Like we’ve been lied to or something, and believed Denny’s started a tumblr just to hang out with us. It’s truly bizarre. And then the other half of the trend, where we just sort of yell at or try to mock the social media accounts as an anti-capitalist statement is just as weird but for a different reason… These accounts obviously aren’t run by like, the CEOs of the company. The only people seeing these ‘sick burns’ are the social media staff, who have nothing to do with all the unsavory shit we all despise about corporations. They’re probably underpaid, and their literally job is just “Hey make a funny informal ad” or “Hey interact with human beings”. It’s the online equivalent of doing this shit to cashiers at stores. Can you imagine that? Some cashier is like “Have a nice day” and someone responds “Your false corporate kindness is TRANSPARENT” and then screenshots it to brag about it later? It’s really super weird. 

[plasticroyal]

she literally ended his life on the spot

[ryandevon]

Y'all gon’ learn to quit coming for JK though one of these days

[notananime]

Pull the trigger, Elizabeth.