MOTHERFUCKING PRINCESS.

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                                                       STARTER:   @cartmanbrah

           ‘  no, dude. SERIOUSLY. it’s cool, I swear t’ you. okay, search TWO GIRLS ONE CUP. yeah  ------  no, it’s fine. it’s great !   it’s hot !   jus’ c’mon dude and press PLAY.  ‘

            ohh, he was GOING TO HELL. 

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&

[noctiumcarpe]

                    ▐ ☾ ▐        aahhh it’s that time at long last  (  &&  yes I was waiting specifically for that number like the meme trash I am  )   so like… i’ve been here just under a month now  &&  my goodness ?!?!  are you all lost?????   i’ve never had this level of love thrown at me both IC  &&  OOC before it’s crazy yooo????   so here goes my bias list filled with people that have made this experience so wonderful already.  Here’s to the future, guys??? ;;

the baes  ( that I adore &&  own my heart tbh )

@steelxfxathers / @fasterthanycu / @arxneosus / @risenangcl / @whiiiiiplaaaash / @fcst / @notimminent / @deadflowxr / @lostiisms / @pclyphemus / @speedxandxnetflix  / @stereotypicals / @hcr-archiivum / @redvirtuoso / @dragxnblooded / @kingslcigh / @lewissiblings

people I have stuff with  (  that own my heart anyways )

@trcshangel / @ellacinders / @okingofkings / @allthisdeath / @nxghtowl / @ourgiftishope / @sxrieux / @unleashcd / @thegirlfallsfromthesky / @enhaance / @libertatemmilite / @fundamentalchild / @transmutage / @rubyquartzisms

and finally those that I gawk @ from afar constantly  ( a.k.a my crushes tbh )

@viewsred / @miimicked / @magnctismus / @mutantfirst / @acertainfemininemystique / @prxfessors-pet / @confiidant / @cherrubim / @allamcrican / @fromqveens / @mercurialls / @nclimits 

                       ** disclaimer that I’m the most scatterbrained idiot ever to run a blog so if I forgot you don’t take it personally! If I’m following you, I love you anyways so hearteyes to all of you!!!

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☠┆   IRISH PRICK.

@trcshangel saw the bite

                   ━ ▶ “Ya’ know it’s hell hot out…Shouldn’t ya change into something less dumb?”  

             ‘  are ya’ callin’ my coat DUMB ?   the FUCK, dude ?   you wanna’ get kicked in the nuts ?  ‘

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          does anybody want a little STARTER ??   you know what to do !! 

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☠┆   TWISTED KNIGHT.

an ivory smirk graced lips tinted with a shade of black cherry, his clawed hand sliding to caress the youth’s cheek — softly, fondly, a gentleness that feral predators lacked. when prey made itself known, the kill was simple, graceful, a thing practiced and preformed thousands of times before; but when the prey showed that it, too, was capable of the art of the hunt, the kill was made all the more enticing. “ i could be one or the other, i could be neither — what if i said i was both? ” kind and sweetly, cruel and perverse, he was anything he needed to be. ( this one, he did not want to drag away and devour, no; he wanted to tease. he wanted to see how they would counter. such a forwardness was so often lacking in the spirits of those destined for death, and it had been far too long since a night was made interesting. ) the hand falsely loving moved to wrap around the stranger’s neck, fingers pressed against his spine, thumb tenderly running over his throat. “ ..or, you could find out for yourself. ”

              a boy in an ORANGE coat obscuring every inch of himself might have delivered a knee to the stranger’s BALLS ;   and been done with his STRANGE GAME. but a GIRL in white skirts, and a lose shift of a top, slipping off one shoulder, a thin hood hanging from the back that Relian’s fingers would have to work their way under  ------  a GIRL like that, with MIST in their eyes ;   they’d join in this HUNT. 

             FINGERS on the back of his neck, working their way to his SPINE, made him QUIVER. this flesh, this skin, had known such PAIN and MARRING that gentle touches were foreign and always came like cool water to scorched Earth. touch was like a DRUG to him now  ------  & he climbed into the STRANGER’S lap, a thigh each side, bright eyes flashing with intrigue. he was not BACKING AWAY.

              ------  though he likely should have been. this KID was off his or her face. 

              ‘  it sounds DANGEROUS,  ‘   he mused.   ‘  a fair maid like me should probly RUN home  ---  ‘   which way was home again ??   he giggled ;   so gently & well practiced. he wasn’t even worried. his eyes said ;   I LIKE THESE GAMES.   he was usually the one playing them with grossed-out friends.   ‘  show me both. y’ best not be a CHEATER  ---  ‘   oh no, he had high expectations now. 

[candyunicornsateme]

So much can grow from you.

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                         IMMORTAL HICK DRUG PRINCESS

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☠┆   TOO HOT TO BE SO BORING. 

                      “Well they takin’ ‘em off, but that don’t mean they want some kid ogling ‘em. Don’t you have some colorin’ to do or some shit?”

              ‘  ------  i’m not a FUCKING kid. I’m a CONNOISSEUR OF BOOBS !   and hey, they’d be LUCKY I’m watching. we could ask ‘em ??  ‘   he leaned up, over the railing blocking the pair from the secluded cove.   ‘  hey  ----  HEY,  HOT GIRLS  !  ‘  

              when they TURNED with GASPS and CURSES ;   he grinned and waved enthusiastically ;   not seeming to mind implicating her too. 

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☠┆   MUTANT.

                    he’d been rather AMUSED by this excited kid.   he seemed to be much like other friends who’s thought process ran at a million miles per hour but Kurt didn’t mind.   the mutant understood that his appearance wasn’t exactly NORMAL  &&  he was always going to undergo an analysis like this one…

                    with a shake of his of head,  he let out a breathy laugh  ━━ ━   arrowhead tail flicking from side to side behind him.   ❛   I vas BORN vith zhese mutations…    ❜ 

                    the blue devil couldn’t help but recoil a little as the kid’s rambling continued at a much louder volume.  he definitely wasn’t expecting that…  &&  THOSE  words in description.   he tried not to let his face scrunch up  (  too much )  &&  show it bothered him but at least the final words were a slight upgrade.    ❛   uhh… danke ?   ❜ 

           ‘  DANKE ?   wha’ssat ?  ‘   (  pay attention in school, Kenny, JESUS.  )

           the boy’s blue eyes moved ;   following the FLICK of the stranger’s TAIL  ------  wait, TAIL ?   holy SHIT !   Kenny rushed to the side of him to follow it. and without asking, reached out to touch it, and wind his hand around it as if charming a SNAKE.   ‘   dude, I wish I had a TAIL this badass.  ‘ 

           Kenny noticed the SUBTLE change in his features, and backed off a little, looping his thumbs into the straps of his BACKPACK.   ‘  aww, no, man, like a... COOL demon.  ‘   he affirmed. he wouldn’t wanna’ UPSET someone who looked so damn AWESOME.   ‘  so... you’re a proper MUTANT ?  ‘   that was what they called them, right? if you were born with mutations, then obviously... but he’d seen ‘em on the NEWS. people constantly arguing over them. 

            HELL ;   he & his friends used to play games pretending to be them. the ones who SAVED the PRESIDENT. Cartman getting naked and painting himself blue still HAUNTED him to this day.  

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☠┆   FUCK

“Ah I forgot ‘bout Ice types.” Red said. That was until the ice cold water hit his skin. Lucky it was summer, or else he would be frozen solid. “Ahhhhh! Supah effective! Supah effective!”

Red wasn’t that good with pronouncing every word correctly. His Dragonite suit got all wet. He kept roaring trying to pretend he was a Pokemon.

“Dragonite uses Bulldoze!” The child began jumping up and down to act like the Pokemon he saw on television.

              under the fur of his hood, Kenny was LAUGHING himself stupid. at least until the other kid started coming towards him, SOAKING WET and all. it didn’t matter to him. Kenny pouted. HARD.   ‘  hey, no fair, you’re FROZEN !!  ‘   he protested.   ‘  dude  ------  ‘

              TOO LATE. he was confronted with Red jumping at him ;   knocking his sense of BALANCE off and sending him to the floor to get jumped on even further. 

              ‘  I don’t got this  ------  ‘

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      ☠┆   @killedxclyde.     ( cont. )

                    ‘  hey  ------  they’re the ones takin’ their BIKINIS off !   I all ready saw THREE tits  ---  not on the same person, though.  ‘      that’d be WEIRD. 

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☠┆   FUCK

“You gonna try and capture me? I’m very strong!” Red said as he moved around to make it look like his costume’s tail was shaking. “I’mma dragon type! The only thing that beats me are other dragons or fairy types!”

Red always loved telling strangers about his vast Pokemon knowledge.

              ‘  don’t be a DUMBASS, man. you forgot ICE !!  ‘   & that was it. a WRY little grin crossed the blonde boy’s face. he didn’t have any POKEBALLS ;   not even any bouncy balls he could throw at Red’s face. but he had a HOSE ;   coiled up at his feet, holding the nozzle in one hand and the twisting the tap with the other. 

              sending a jet of FREEZING COLD water across the garden.  

[matthewzaq]

I can’t be made a victim if I’m not afraid to die.

Thalia, The Iron Butterfly, by Chanda Hahn (via matthewzaq)

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☠┆   FUCK

“ROAR! I’MA DRAGONITE!”

              ‘  HOLY SHIT, IT’S A DRAGONITE !!   guys, get down. I got this !!  ‘

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Vine ( Sentence Starters )

Everyone can reblog !

“get my bag”

“it looks so heavy”

“no offense, but your son is a fucking idiot”

“It says U, learn to fucking read. Dumbass”

“use megapunch!" 

"do knot put earphones in your pocket”

“I burnt my entire house to the ground" 

"she only had one plan for this new year, world domination”

“We should fuck, eh?”

“wait… how they, how they get their feet up there?”

“do you have a second to talk about our lord and savior?”

“do you have a second for titties and not jesus?”

“what is the second to last letter in the alphabet?”

“you cheated on me ? how could you do this to me?” 

“___ come on, you have to go potty!”

“this party is not for me”

“your dog is super cute!

“FIRE! there’s a–”

“I saw a spider”

“I’m hiding in your house, come find me”

“____ is that a police? I’m calling the weed”

“420, what you smoking?”

“you promise you won’t drop me?”

“she can ride on my big green dick”

“___ put the hot dogs in the oven and take ____ on a walk”

“I don’t want to be cool anymore, well I guess I don’t have a choice”

“Give me all your money or I swear to god I will play my mix tape”

“Oh my golly, No he did not”

“I’m gonna see a fruit loops bird”

“this dude spits straight bars”

“You scared the pickles out of me”

“Have you heard that Jesus has been arisen”

“I have been calling my cousin for hours”

“Hey ____, do you love me”

"The dinner is ready”

“What happen to the milk?" 

"It went bad”

“Hey girl”

“Yeah girl, work it!”

“What are you doing !?”

“If you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, you won’t have time for me man”

“What do you mean !?”

“When we go into this restaurant, you are 12" 

"Mom, I am 18”

“would you like a kids menu?”

"Why is your cat at school today?" 

"I heard my daddy say to my momma that he’s gonna eat that pussy when the kids leave”

“This song is called what I want for Christmas… MONEY.”

“my girlfriend cheated on me" 

"how does that make you feel" 

"why are you trying to leave so early?" 

"I called the Uber guys" 

"why the fuck you lying?”

“How old is your baby" 

"It’s 12 months old" 

"can we please go back to the car?" 

"stop being a bitch man”

“fuck you”

“I drank it”

“does this dress make me look fat?" 

"you look fine" 

"you need to finish your vegetables " 

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This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.