I HAVEN'T JUMPED YET.

28 & nb & silly goose | HNL - NYC - SK

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1. After The Pale, The World Again 2. All Distances Are Insurmountable 3. Here We Go Mother On The Shipless Ocean 4. After The World, The Pale

Mia Novakova, Porch Collapse

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[the-haiku-bot]

reporting all ads

as malicious because all

ads are malicious

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[animentality]

[justabigoldnerd]

IN LIGHT OF "PROJECT HAIL MARY", "IRON LUNG" SUCCESS, NASA IS SENDING HOLLYWOOD HEARTTHROB RYAN GOSLING AND YOUTUBE PERSONALITY MARKIPLIER INTO SPACE— TOGTHER THIS TIME

We asked them for their thoughts:

MARK: It's a dream come true, honestly! I'm thrilled!

RYAN: They're doing what.

MARK: I've always loved space, ever since I was a little kid, and its been such a huge part of my channel- go check out "In Space With Markiplier" if you haven't already, by the way.

RYAN: I- I didn't agree- Nobody asked me to- When did this get greenlit?!

MARK: Man, I just can't wait, y'know? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Hands down.

RYAN: I am not going to space!! I'm not going! Who told you this was happening?! When is it happening?! I- I've gotta call my wife, we- I have to go, sorry-

MARK: I hope they let me bring my GoPro!

[the-haiku-bot]

We asked them for their

thoughts:MARK: It’s a dream come true,

honestly! I’m thrilled!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[depsidase]

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[quakerjoe]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[liberalsarecool]

Zohran Mamdani is using New York City to show the world how progressive policies work for everyone. #DemocraticSocialist

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]