leave me to rot. i'm no good for you, anymore. the light has long been sucked from my eyes; only darkness makes a home in the empty spaces of my body. don't try to fix it.
“Damn, someone’s a grumpy goose. Not everyone is shitty, and I’m not insisting we take things from down there either. Just look around and see what’s down there. Don’t you think it’s weird that we don’t know what’s on the majority of our planet?”
–– “ IF you think scientists or, whoever the fuck, explores the depths of the ocean and doesn’t want shit from it, you’re living in a real nice fantasy world. everyone’s a shitty person when they get greedy. i’m just bein’ real, darlin’. ”
oKAY SO just thought i’d post a lil about travis my problematic child so you guys know what’s up and stuff like that yo
history:
travis ryan alexsander gaskarth was born on april 1 in 1992 in seattle and thinks his birthday is appropriate bc his life is a joke
he couldn’t bare to stay in the same area or state so he moved up to california and this is where his life is now yay
also he hates how he has two middle names like why did his parents have to be so extra?? idk
he’s an aries as you can see
his dad was into all the drug dealing and was in a gang and stuff so that’s cool ig
his mom was sooo against it tho but like they hooked up ayyy and the condom broke oooops so out popped travis
a legal battle went on between them since day one
his mom ended up winning bc his dad came to court high one day whoops
travis never really got the chance to know his father as his mother was quick to move away from where he was born off to texas
yesss you heard me right he was a lil cowboy
jk tho he did learn how to ride horses and lowkey loves them always and he also has a bit of an accent??
but he had a tough time in life bc his mom was always working so!!! no bonding time for him!!!
he hated seeing her always exhausted so he took on a job doing lil ranch stuff at a lil ranch when he was like ten and would go after school and work for a measly amount and would always give the money to his mom despite her pleading him not to
when travis was fifteen he started getting involved with drugs like his father and would deal them to the kids in school, making lowkey bank. he told his mom he had gotten a job doing something else tho bc he knew she’d disapprove of what he’s doing. he never kept a cent of what he made
they began doing better and stuff, his mom had found a lil boyfriend; everything was adorable for a couple years.
travis was nineteen, nearing twenty, when his mom contracted breast cancer. he dropped out of culinary school to be with her
she eventually quit her job, so travis took up any and all odd lil jobs he could find, working his tail off always. he was still into the drug business at this time, which is how he made enough money to keep the house they lived in. his mother never told him, but travis had an idea that she knew what was going on
the boyfriend left after three years, saying the stress was too hard on him. travis followed this guy home, left drugs in his car, and watched him get arrested a couple days later. he’s a petty bitch
his mom eventually died march fifteenth, when travis was almost twenty-five.
about him:
like i said he’s petty af
also he doesn’t like people he’s a total introvert, an infj if you will
what is his problem??? idk a lot of things
he suffers from depression but will never admit it ever and takes morphine to battle it so
he’s not doin so hot
but he sells drugs so if you want some hit him up he’s gotchu
if he likes you he might stop you if you take too many drugs at once or if you’re buying enough to ruin your life. if he doesn’t like you then he’ll literally encourage death o k
he likes to cook tho and makes a sick weed brownies!!! and other stuff like he learned from his mom how to cook and kinda loves it??? it’s one of his fave things to do and would’ve become a chef if he stayed in culinary school
has he killed a man?? maybe. he’ll definitely ruin some lives tho
he has a mastiff mix he named rosco and he cuddles w him at night or when he feels sad
he doesn’t show Emotions like??? who is she
likes to have the Sex but doesn’t go looking for it often like he’s picked up a prostitute once or twice but eh. he prefers when people make the first move on him bc it’s easier
“I’m just stating this right now, cause it’s bound to happen… But if you find a silly looking fat multicolored cat, please don’t call the pound. His name is Takeshi and he’s very friendly so please say hi to him, he won’t scratch or anything, but he has a funny habit of getting out of locked rooms. I’m not entirely sure how he does it, but he does it… mysterious cat, he is.”
–– “ MAYBE you should consider getting better locks, obviously; or, better yet, just tape him and send it to ‘animal planet’ or some shit. i’m sure some dumbasses would pay to see that. ”
Why are we spending so much taxpayer money on stupid shit, like sending Donald Trump on vacations, when we could be exploring the ocean? It’s like 70% of the world and no one knows what’s down there. Bet we could find the lost city of Atlantis if we tried.
–– “ YEAH, because what we really need is for shitty people to ruin the ocean more than they already have. if we explore it, find some stuff we want – the ocean’s going to be a fuckin’ wasteland. ”
