go habs go

this is really all alex trebek's fault, and we shan't speak ill of the dead ------- mol // she/they // 29

[croszukis]

okay i blocked that person finally but i just need to share w the class

ah okay i see

[trebeksfault]

love how the mask comes off the second they get pressed at All and then they start moving the goalposts. why wouldn't a good respected captain be a beloved entity? why is that mutually exclusive? do you really, genuinely think that the team revolves around slaf cole and lane but not nick? do you see anything about the habs or are you just mad an asian person is succeeding in the nhl? you can't even get his ethnicity right so i'm going to just. take a guess. i think you're mad that the habs have successfully rebuilt their team around an asian man. i think you would be fine if his name was nick smith. i think you'd be adoring then. but it's just so impossible for you to fathom that an asian hockey player can make friends

[croszukis]

Idk why there’s a narrative that the Habs are particularly adoring of Suzuki when nothing of their media suggests that. They respect him as captain…but so do most other teams? Idk where this Suzuki is special narrative springs from, he’s not even that well liked by the team it feels like, like the vibes around him are cold

you gotta work a little harder on your fictional agenda anon lol

[trebeksfault]

"nothing of their media" tell me what media you're watching or reading or listening to. give me examples. show them to me

"suzuki is special narrative" do you mean that he's a 1C who just won a selke and was on the olympic team or what? do you mean that he's a young captain on a canadian team in a crazy market and has had losing seasons but isn't begging for trades and claiming their life is so hard à la quinn hughes or dylan larkin? that he is involved in the montreal community and participates in charity work and outreach? or what like

"he's not even that liked by the team it feels like" so you acknowledge this is all just your feelings? an incredibly subjective and often inaccurate metric? that's inherently personal to you and not universal or objectively real?

"the vibes around him are cold" oh so you were there? you're in that locker room? you shotgunned that beer at the concert with him? bro that's sooo cool what position do you play?

[trebeksfault]

coming out of my inadvertent posting hiatus because people need to be told to sit down and shut the fuck up

[playoffsides]

i feel like most of the time when theres a disturbance in habsland its from some idiot who doesnt even watch the habs y faut tuer les fucken touristes j’en ai assez…

[trebeksfault]

either you have the brain chip that makes you a habs fan or you don't. people who don't have the habs wiring in their brain are so obvious bc they start to say things about the habs and it's just moonman talk. it's just pure unadulterated nonsense. ogden nash would be jealous except you don't use that nonsense to create something new like he did

[croszukis]

Consistently acting like the Habs team is engaged in hero worshipping Suzuki. They treat him like a team mate and solid captain but he’s clearly not the heart of that group or super close with a lot of them lol

i don’t think they hero worship him like yeah he’s their teammate but i don’t think you can say he’s not the heart of the group or not close with them.

i could pull up media quotes or whatever but i don’t think that would matter

yeah i’m doing rpf! it’s okay this is my interpretation, i don’t know why you think it’s “not doing him any service”… in what? lol

[trebeksfault]

not close to him? bro look at the pics of nicks wedding it was like. his family and the habs. cole was a groomsman. at least TRY to not be an idiot. you can do it! you can try! and if you can't. well then just stick to whatever team you cheer for ! jesus h christ have you even read an article about the habs and their leadership and the way their team is built? or what teammates coaches management and ownership have said about nick? or are you doing pseudoscience bullshit like body language analysis? join the cia then if you want a career in pretending you know anything about other people

[croszukis]

It’s not fanfiction it’s observation like I’m sorry but the RPF in your mind isn’t real and Suzuki is not treated as some saint by the Habs your making it up and it’s does him no favours. Like observably what you say is false and it’s not bait to say so ????

i don’t even know what you’re referring to 😭

[trebeksfault]

bro cite your sources then. just show me your sources. bc i've seen cole literally get caught on a polygraph when he tried to downplay how much he loves nick. every guy says it's nick it's his leadership that gets us where we need to go. ownership management coaches and teammates all agree. so why can't you? why do you think you know more than the people who are with him all the time? "observably what you say is false" according to who? do you know how we decide what are facts? because it's never by listening to some random person on the internet and their "observations" and i'd think you know that but you're clearly a fucking dipshit so this might be a hard concept for you to grasp. let's maybe start with phonics and we can talk

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post ankle surgery like

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post ankle surgery like

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post ankle surgery like

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post ankle surgery like

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post ankle surgery like

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i'm the one (who's gonna get in your head)

let’s pretend this is such a good party because you can leave over my damn body (suzufield getting together fic set during the 25-26 season)

[trebeksfault]

btw chapter 3 is out now

[trebeksfault]

how it feels waiting for ankle surgery

[croszukis]

watching that OT sequence again and like why exactly wasnt nick used at 3v3 in the olympics ??? @trebeksfault did the math and compared to the main guys that were used he's played SIGNIFICANTLY more OT games than them bc the habs go to OT a lot and we know the habs are killer in ot......

[trebeksfault]

ankle hurts so i think yes let's nap that always helps with pain and then i go to take the nap and my ankle hurts too much to fall asleep . 35 days until i am sort of free (ankle fixed but trapped in a cast w/o weight bearing for 6 weeks)

[trebeksfault]

waiting for my doc appointment bored as HELL

[croszukis]

made a zine to think about what arrival fits would look like for the paniolo & how they could incorporate local fashion into their personal style. and also just what the local boys closets would be filled with.