Bethany's Art Blargh

I post mainly homestuck and Steven Universe. If your lucky you'll get some mediocre, poorly scheduled art every once in awhile....

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

that documentary was such a wild ride and honestly id recommend it to p much anybody if it werent simultaneously about bestiality and kind of boring (not two things one would assume could go hand in hand, and YET)

i think probably the strangest part was the part where that lady found out her husband had like. trained this miniature horse to blow a regular sized horse, bc in the movie they just show the miniature horse before she starts explaining, but as SOON as u see the miniature horse ur like “fuck, no, i know exactly where this is going, that tiny horse is mouth height for regular horse dick and i hate human beings more than i have ever hated anything in the history of my existence”

i guess it just makes u wonder how a person doesnt just NOT fuck a horse, like. even if u get to the point where u look at a horse and think “i wouldnt mind having a go at that” how is ur next thought not “u know what, upon further reflection, no”

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

horses r weird but mostly ok and its tragic that they have to share a planet w human beings

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

[dvasva]

didn’t johnathan swift write this??? 

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

idk who that is but if so we have similar views on horse issues

[antiandrogen]

men: cancelled

[lonewolfblack]

Nah,women are cancelled…

[antiandrogen]

actually u were cancelled already. how u gon cancel somebody when you’ve already been cancelled. smh boys are so dumb that’s why u cancelled

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[emerald--space-deactivated20170]

when someone assumes you’re straight 

[tredessence]

boy: we even finish each other's s-

girl: steve buscemi

[whatsliferotfl]

LMAOOO

[iraffiruse]

[itsagifnotagif]

Me while playing sport:

[textsbetweengems]

Can someone please call Jasper an ambulance

[deleted09214-deactivated2017080]

[cacklecrypt]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What the fuck ravisher125 just laying his friend’s shit out on the table for everyone to see first and last name

[nubbinknees]

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[stillhereunfortunately]

[silentreadinghour]

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

[good-night-bandit]

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

[silentreadinghour]

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again

[nicoosuxx]

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

Remember when people cared about Kony?

[bromojumbo]

Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

[evilscientist]

Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

[tvnadelvna]

Remember the Alamo?

[chroniclesofpanem]

Remember the Titans?

[ineffa8le]

remember who you are

[scenebeanproblems]

[candythyst-deactivated20170424]

@thebootydiaries hlep me mam

[thebootydiaries]

AAAAAAAH I did NOT mean 4 dat 2 happen!!!