TreeLazy

[mesopelagic]

horse ppl r so wild my horse friend was like “this is jenny shes the gentlest horse around shes so chill” and then jenny the horse immediately gave her a concussion

[toadschooled]

A chubby little boreal toad [also known as the western toad, Anaxyrus boreas] a comparatively large toad native to western North America. These toads show a preference for rugged terrain, particularly around and on the base of mountains, though they have been observed descending to slightly lower elevations in order to breed. Images taken in Humboldt County, California, by Kim Cabrera.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

some asshole: you can’t just say everything is gay because-

me, pointing to a big lobster I’ve just seen scuttle under a big rock: lesbian

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

same asshole: actually animals don’t have a concept of-

me, gently holding the lobster claw: wife

[iguanamouth]

Have You Seen This Dangerous Criminal

[motherofgeckos]

I highly recommend listening to this with the sound on.

[bi-trans-alliance]

#LwiththeT

[bunnygirl1998]

*remembers a new super scary thing from my childhood every single day*

*makes copious amounts of soup every single day*

[randomitemdrop]

Item: leggings with mesh storage compartments for orbs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ellnoah-blog]

[grupaok]

Makoto Nakamura, Shiseido Nail Enamel advertisement, 1978: “The Drama of A Woman Begins at the Fingertips.”

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

[rainfallinhell]

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.

[mamoru]

tropius grows food on its neck. you could just travel with a tropius and never run out of food. tropius eats the sun and you eats the tropius

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

good morning lesbians, what wisdom do you have for us today

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you lesbians

[ieafy]

the cats! charms here! :3

[ironpour]

You’ll believe God is a Moomin

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

[staccatostark-deactivated201811]

wait how big are they then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

closer to pumpkins