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kimi | he/they | mind-dump

[trenchiez]

pinned post

[hitokouji]

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[escuerzoresucitado]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[dragongirlbunny]

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[crimsonflowerz]

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

[crimsonflowerz]

turn around bro lol

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

[purpleleafsyt]

Hey, it's Tyler, call me back. I'm not opposed to Intentions into a bit about getting caught on camera with my pants down, but it does feel like quite a vibe change, and uhhhhhh

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[thembocoles]

Getting traded and finding out on tumblr

[fakedinosaurbones]

getting optioned to AAA on an improvement plan

[sterneestheim]

Late night Promptis in Magma drawn by me and a friend. Check out his art https://x.com/_leomeo

Matching cat sweaters for the bfs 👑📸