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[tresbonde-blog]

Luna Maximoff

❝Well, you could have said something before we ended up in the middle of New Mexico — why would you let me watch The Hills Have Eyes right before we came?❞

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me 🐺 for my muse to become a werewolf for a thread

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[agoradom-blog]

“ So, sounds like you need to step it up in the area of bedtime stories. I didn’t read anything. She never specified a book, so I just told her a story. Did you read her a story anyways? ”

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“Well- no, I didn’t read her one -- apparently she’s not into the stories she used to like.I don’t just- man, you know, I don’t just read her stories, right? Like, I tell her some too. Just sucks. I liked doing the story thing with her.”

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@agoradom

“So, Lila’s all tucked in, she’s ready for bed. And then she stops me, right? Asks for a bedtime story -- I start to sit down and grab one -- and she tells me she didn’t mean from me. What’d you read her?”

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tag dump

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[crimeaddiict]

"Act like an adult." //Sebbles

Violence and Anger Meme {Accepting}

“Never.”

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"I noticed that a hell of a long time ago, love. Certainly would’ve been a first if you’d decided to. Can’t you take this seriously? Just for a minute? It’s a baby, Sherl.”

[crimeaddiict]

"You bore me." //Jam

Violence and Anger Meme {Accepting}

“Now, we all know that isn’t true.”A smirk tugged at her lips as sheleaned in slowly.“I’m the only think that keeps youstaying alive, my dear partner in crime.”

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“That’s awfully presumptuous—I’m not the one who shoots a gun indoors,” he doesn’t even sound incensed, doesn’t sound like he cares if Sherlock believes him.  “Everything’s only a distraction, Sherlock- Even you. Darling, this wasn’t ever going to be permanent.” And there was certainly no chance of it now. What sort of lives did she think they led?

[crimeaddiict]

"You ruin everything." //Richie

Violence and Anger Meme {Accepting}

Sherlock rolled over from her sport on the sofa, her eyeshalf drooped from the high she had been enjoying, untilRichard decided to burst in. There was a hollow laugh that escaped her before she rolled back over.                                    “You say that like I don’t know.”

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He couldn’t help it, Richard grimaced at the look he was given. It was one he recognised, but not one he’d been hoping for. He tried to shrug the sudden unease out of his shoulders. 

“You-” He ddn’t sound as accusatory now, much closer to defeated, just because trying to tell Sherlock all of the ways he wanted to hate her, and everything that she’d ruined when she was like this was... Well, not unlike preaching to a particularly self-loathing choir.

“Not... Everything, I suppose.” It was a begrudging, instinctive attempt at trying to reassure her. There was very little chance it would do any good.

[labyrinth-of-thoughts]

Send me one to see how my muse reacts!

“Shut up!” “Please, talk to me.” “I have no idea…” “I know what this is!” “Why did you do that?” “How could you do this?” “Let me do it!” “Leave me alone.” “Don’t leave me.” “Kiss me.” “Don’t touch me.” “Why weren’t you there?” “Why are you here?” “What are you doing?” “Don’t look!” “Just look at it!” “How did you get in here?” “How did you escape?” “Help me.” “I want to help you.” “You’re a monster!” “You’re not a monster!”

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ʀɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ ʙʀᴏᴏᴋ

“... I suppose this is the part where one of us says it’s been a fun night but that’s the end of it. —Right?”

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sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ ᴍᴏʀᴀɴ

“Have you finished with the lecture for now? Are we finished? Because there’s a hell of a lot of things I’d rather be doing right now.”

[kremisius]

♠ // Remus obvs, no worries if you're not feeling it!

Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to… ♤:  Taking a bath together (what what do you mean this is the wrong one?)

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“Oi, That’s my bath, you disgusting mutt.”Severus glowered at the sight of Remus in his tub. “I leave for five seconds to geta towel…” He snipped, unabashedly dropping his robe and climbing in with him.As if he was going to let the bath go to waste. Instead of resting himself against the cool porcilain, he tucked neatly againstRemus’ chest, his eyes closing. “Ruining my relaxation.”

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The remarkably brief instance of sinking into the water before Severus got back was interrupted quickly enough. He'd barely had time to inch himself down into it, instead having to drop those last few inches, which left the water disturbed, making small waves against the edge of the tub. "Even mutts need baths," he pointed out quietly, even as his attention turned so quickly to the Slytherin student. He didn't blink as Severus dropped his robe, although he smiled faintly as he settled into the water against him. "You do seem a bit relaxed, actually. Possibly."

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“...” Lucky’s not in the room. He’d hear him panting. But there’s something fuzzy against his stomach. “Uh.” He wiggles back a little, and it doesn’t follow. That’s good, right? He risks a look under the covers.

A dead rabbit is not good, Barton.

“—This is bad.”

[snufflypadfoot-blog]

Tresbonde & SnufflyPadfoot ~ The complications of wanting to bang your best friend.

It hits him like a wave crashes over rocks, and it’s something Sirius was quite unprepared for. The feeling makes his breath hitch and words vanish. McGonagall would have rejoiced at that.  

It’s not the gender that shocks the shamed Black, but more the fact of whom. 

The entire realization sets the wheels in his head turning, desperately trying to pinpoint the exact moment in time when his feelings for one, Remus Lupin, became more than platonic. It was quite possibly when he let him steal his bacon.

The gryffindor blinks, clearing his throat and slams the book in front of him shut. The noise is a welcome distraction and it pulls him back into reality and away from the musings of how his long time friend’s lips would taste. ❝I honestly could not give a shit about potions.❞ He declares, eyes not leaving Lupin for a second. ❝Let’s go do something fun.❞ And by fun, he of course meant, mischievous. 

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Generally, it could be agreed upon that Remus Lupin has lived through his fair share of surprises in his life. From his being admitted to the school to his friends becoming so very dedicated, he feels certain that many things that would have surprised a great many young wizards were given hardly more than a passing glance.

You know. As you do.

And it isn’t any great shock to Remus that although he’s certainly friends with James and Peter, he is without a doubt closest to Sirius. It is, after all, typically Sirius who's able to badger him into taking part in whatever mischief they were all getting up to, and it was Sirius who’d chosen a form closest to Remus’ own. There was a sense of trust there that, while not absent from his relationship with James or Peter, seemed to bubble to the surface more often with Padfoot.

It isn’t that trust, or that familiarity that leads to hardly more than a long look from Remus as that book is suddenly slammed shut in front of them, although Remus straightens enough that he isn’t stooped over it quite as much.  “Generally, you don’t have to care about something to study, you know.” It wasn’t really an argument, and it wasn’t him refusing to find something more fun to do. Despite what some people would have you believe, Remus Lupin does not live and breathe coursework. 

“Something fun at this hour sounds more like very possibly trouble as far as you’re concerned.” Damn it, Remus, you weren’t supposed to smile at things like that. Except he couldn’t quite help it. Frustrating as it was at times, Sirius’ need for entertainment was typically more endearing than frustrating, in the long run.

[tresbonde-blog]

He can feel the headache coming on. There’s only so much longer he can listen to this without telling them to get out. It is his office, after all. “... Could you get the point?”

[ferrodonnaarchive]

                    how do you sleep at night?                i                         don’t.