A Work In Progress

Random pictures of things in my life, with the occasional blurb thrown in for good measure :-)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[littlemisslez]

RIP Vine †

[my-lil-spot]

THE 1ST ONE.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

[calystarose]

this is really amazing!

[moonheart1313]

Reblog to legit save a life

[trevormf]

I’ll probably never need this, but it’s good to know.

[trevormf]

Does this tattoo make me look gay? Thanks to the awesome @apryl27tattoo for this cute rainbow heart she did as part of a fundraiser she’s doing for Pride month with proceeds benefitting Trans Spectrum of AZ. Thank you for being an ally to the LGBTQ+ community! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 . . . #transspectrumofaz #tsaz #tattoo #rainbowtattoo #rainbowhearttattoo #pride #lgbtq #lgbtqpride #lgbtqally #transally #pridemonth #tattoosbyapryl #27tattoostudio #27tattoo #dtphx #phoenix #arizona #az (at 27 Tattoo Studio)

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[saltrat88]

[tomroughneck]

Meanwhile in Russia

[inzertbreaks]

annyi.

[marcommarco]

gente decisa

[captain-price-official]

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

[enrique262]

Russians cannot into chill.

[ravldazle]

This is what I call a satisfying video

[nevereverbeensosatisfied]

[ijustwantchipotle]

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

[alllforyouandmore]

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

[therothwoman]

This video is a gift.

[livingonthecuspofdeath]

I want what she’s having.

[crumpetseeds-blog]

it’s always better than i remember it

[washjones]

WIGGLES

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[trevormf]

It's a beautiful afternoon in midtown Phoenix! #storm #cloudy #ominous #phoenix #shotoniphone7plus (at Park Central Mall)

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[pervocracy]

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

[maxknightley]

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

[squeeful]

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

[optimysticals]

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

[hedwig-dordt]

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

[themarysue]

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

[reforge]

have you guys seen my bfs?

my BUFF FROGS

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[odinsblog]

Basically

[trevormf]

Yep

[onemanrenaissance]

[honeydewleaf-deactivated2017123]

Such a beautiful piece of cinematography

[blackflowermagician]

bye

[lovelyandbrown]

leave

[cocaineteas]

[kristenwiiggle]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

George Takei educating the ignorant

[so-pale-girl]