your girl hears my motif during her aria

twenty-something // 💙💜💗💛💙 header is from my good omens siren AU fic Fathoms Below on ao3 by sensitivesiren. i had to turn off my DMs, use my inbox please ❤️

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[dear-julien]

[cheddar-baby]

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kupou-deactivated20170806]

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[segamascott]

[girljeremystrong]

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[ozempicofficial]

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[tall]

[sensitivesiren]

heyyy at what point does suicide seeming like a good option become a problem

[sensitivesiren]

like i'm not gonna... probably? but like can i just be done

[sensitivesiren]

heyyy at what point does suicide seeming like a good option become a problem

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍