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Kayla

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[ghostbustinggays]

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

[ghostbustinggays]

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

[ghostbustinggays]

this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

[msbriket]

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

[cleothegoldfish]

It got better

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[b-b-e-e-s]

[tempusedax-rerum]

oh my goodness

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[pettypiahoe-deactivated20190106]

Lmao shut up

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[peachy-faery]

you are my peach, you are my plum

[sarriane]

youre angle or youre devil

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

they are both angles how dare you

[triangular-man]

all my followers

are porn bots

[dykingg-remade-deactivated20190]

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I edited the let’s go lesbians clip to be just the “let’s go lesbians!” part without the trivia questions and whatnot for a fun alarm tone. I figured yall might have fun with it too

(vocaroo download link here)

[dykingg-remade-deactivated20190]

i posted this 5 hours ago yall sure do like this post

[animalmusicthemes]

Visit Original Link

[puffier]

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

[sebi-kruna-deactivated20200316]

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[deathclavv-deactivated20180803]

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

[screamingfrenchfries]

this post is my life wow

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

[maramahan]

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

[supesdavid]

[supesdavid]

[coolspot]

passive procced