Data can Feel

??¿?¿???2026??¿¿?¿? fuck. he/him 23 goin on 75

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somebody excuse me, I need to sit in silence till Good omens Season 3 comes out.

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ah aH AH

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I mean honest to God I 100% prefer the Alternative universe fanfiction ending with the wedding bands and no kiss rather than SUPER HELL THANK YOUUU

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they gave us an AU fanfiction finale that u can honestly only find on AO3 and you know what I'm not mad.

BUT WHERE THE FUCK DID THE BENTLEY GO???

YOU GIVE ME ANTHONY AND ASA AND NO BENTLEY?

[takingontheworldtogether]

dan and phil hardlaunching after sixteen years feels like the exact opposite of whatever the spn finale was

[usercowboy]

can we get that episode in spanish maybe we missed something

[you-needajelloshot]

cas couldn’t be in the fanfiction episode because when dean said ‘i guess you could call me a dean girl’ cas would’ve said ‘same’ and then they would’ve fucked nasty in the green room

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

fire move from the doctor to kill a god on easter weekend, the most popular god-killing weekend of the calendar year. jesus died so mr ring-a-ding could die harder

[salted-idjit]

I’ve got a new enemy #1. His name is Tim Minear. My new found hatred is unmatched, count your days.

[doomed-jester]

"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

look. spirk went canon for the first time when spock went into heat and they fucked wrestled on vulcan and spock's heat broke even though jim only faked his death. then they got divorced and spock tried to purge all emotion from his body. then spock realized that jim is his soulmate and feelings are good actually and they held hands which is vulcan for kissing and spirk went canon a second time. then spock died and they had to regrow his body and put his soul back in it and he had to relearn all his memories and finally he remembered jim and spirk went canon a third time. then they were married for a while and saved some whales, met god, had to deal with spock's terrorist cult-leader brother, space chernobyl happened and the soviet union the klingon empire fell and jim was framed for murder and spock had to find the real killer. then jim got sucked into another dimension and died (don't @ me i refuse to even watch this one) and spock got zapped into an alternate universe where he didn't know anyone and had to play spiritual guide to chris pine and zachary quinto. and NOW, thanks to executive producer bill fucking shatner, old jim got to meet even older spock on the astral plane one last time and DOUBLE HELD HANDS which we can only conclude is vulcan making out with tongue. so yes, for a fourth time, spirk has gone canon

[maliciousmagpie]

Thought tumblr might appreciate this one.

[caffeineecold]

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

[weedpoop]

they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

[communitytvheritageposts]

Can someone genuinely tell me if I've already reblogged this or not

[ladders101]

gay rep is like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… i’m a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be “it’s not a game for me troy. i’m seeing real lava because you’re leaving. it’s embarrassing and i don’t want to be crazy, but i am crazy so… i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i don’t want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i don’t think the lava goes away until you stop leaving”

[sledfangs-deactivated20260403]

[penny-anna]

Fifteen: I'm bi-

Captain Jack Harkness: *gasps*

Fifteen: -generated. I regenerated into two of myself.

Captain Jack Harkness: aw

Fifteen: also I like men

Captain Jack Harkness: *spits out drink*

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somebody excuse me, I need to sit in silence till Good omens Season 3 comes out.