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Independent RP blog for humanoid!Windows 95 based on windows95tips and humanoid!AM of "I have no mouth, and i must scream" < Will contain triggers and graphic content. > all will be tagged accordingly

[mechkami-deactivated20140801]

PLEASE READ THIS! thank you!

I’m going to make a notice on my main and then reblog it to all my RP blogs since this is dead serious this time round.

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[infobreaking-deactivated2014052]

"And humans should love me too.."

Indie RP for IZAYA ORIHARA from Durarara!!

♕ - 8+ Years RP Experience (3+ On Tumblr)

♕ - NSFW/Triggering subjects tagged. Mun is of age.

♕ - Adaptable to writing preference.

♕ - Experienced with roleplaying the character before.

♕ - Friendly mun!

♕ - That’s about it really.

♕ - Cupcakes and shit maybe. Follow.

[tricksandtweaks]

ᴛʀɪᴄᴋsᴀɴᴅᴛᴡᴇᴀᴋs - ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴᴏɪᴅ! ᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs 95

  - Bʟᴏɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ/ɢᴏʀᴇ/ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ.   - Mᴜɴ ɪs ᴏғ ᴀɢᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴍᴜᴛ RPs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴀʀᴇ.    - 8+ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ RP ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ (3 ᴏɴ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ)

[mourgue-deactivated20160820]

“Yeah. Um— same to you. It’s been a while since I’ve found someone here, so it’s definitely a pleasant surprise. It’s really lovely to meet you, Windows 95.”

A shiver ran through her spine at the word ‘programs’, as if a flask of cold water was being poured down her back, and she jolted at the unpleasant sensation. She was suddenly immensely glad to be wearing her helmet— it meant that he could not see the expression on her face, halfway between shock and disgust.

She shrugged the feeling off and put on another cheery smile, even though she knew he couldn’t see it. “I’m sure it’s thankful to you for that, heh heh. You’re a tech person, then? That’s cool! I guess I am too, but I’m better with actual physical tech than programs. They’ve always been too complicated for me. …I guess you’re pretty smart, then?”

[tricksandtweaks]

" I like it here! There's a lot of interesting data.   Pleasure to meet you as well. . . Oreko, was it? " He grinned notably. " Yes- it is very thankful. . .   and you work on things like computers and   machines then? Quite interesting. "

" Perhaps I can help!   I consider myself smart, but. . .    . . . it's really not my opinion. "

[spraypaintpunk-blog-deactivated]

"shit, whaddya think i eat, chest bursters?"

dylan peered curiously at the system, brows raising gradually as he took note of his strange skin tone and various cords. what was this, some kind of fucked up android…?

"who’re you, anyways? er…what are you?"

[tricksandtweaks]

" That would be INTERESTING!   please continue.   I'm Windows 95.   I'm an operating system. "

[fearseinninactive]

♫; — “Listen, bud, I’m not really dumb, hence why I didn’t fall for your little spike trick.                  Also, there’s only one thing I’d ever wish to be impaled by,                                                                             and it’s most certainly not a spike.”

      This is strangely not the oddest conversation he’s ever had.

[tricksandtweaks]

" It wasn't even a trick.   I can not manipulate the world around me.   I know what you're hinting at- you're disgusting.   Humans are disgusting, disgusting- ugh. "

[okaywowcool]

windows 95 backpack - $54.57

[tricksandtweaks]

hey xavimun do you have any plans on making the rest of 95's siblings because i am actually really interested in your muse and i thought it'd be neat to adopt one of his siblings as an oc so we could rp ;;;

> Oh? Not really, no. I kind of am trying to keep from making any more RP blogs, and seeing blogs for 95's siblings will not only make him incredibly upset especially if it's one of the younger ones, but it will also be good for character development.

i say go for it, quite honestly.

[tricksandtweaks]

Did you know the average operating system is usually outdated a few years after its release?

" Obviously.  Otherwise I wouldn't have  so many damn siblings. "

[tricksandtweaks]

> i want asks and m!As here but that's a bit much to ask at this time. . .

[tricksandtweaks]

> replies are gonna be delayed a bit because i'm actually really tired. How irritating.

[tricksandtweaks]

" Destroy New OSes 2k14. "

[fearseinninactive]

♫; — “Ya know, there’s a 103.6% chance I don’t care about whatever you’re spewing.            Spike or not, it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. What’s fate is fate.”

                Feet remained planted on the ground.

[tricksandtweaks]

" Gee!   I knew humans were dumb, but not this dumb.   I was joking either way, there is no spike,   but i can put one there if you desire impalement. " 95 what the hell.

[tricksandtweaks]

" Did you know -   Eating things that are not supposed to be   edible is very bad for your system and   depending on what you ate it cold brutally   eat YOU apart from the inside .   . . . " Here you have the pro at conversations. He's not even making eye contact and he's just stating 'did you know' facts that he's coming up with because he's so damn messed up.

[tricksandtweaks]

" Did you know -   There's a 99.9% chance  you'll get   impaled by a spike if you keep   standing right there.   heh. "

[refuxio-blog]

               ❝ ♔ ❞ —; It was a bit of a shock to see him become so flustered from a mere compliment — mostly because it was common belief that mechanically based beings weren’t truly capable of feeling human emotion. Mayhaps he was proven wrong, though.

               ”Oh — i-it’s nice to meet you, too..!”

               In all honesty, Nick’s not going to be surprised when something along the lines of traumatizing and/or fatal will occur. He’s already a magnet to the paranormal as was, adding on psychotic computers wouldn’t be too out of his comfort zone.

[tricksandtweaks]

He was a bit too happy, the obviously pleasant yet slightly unnerving smile on his face as he kept eye contact with the other. He was only capable of human emotions since he absorbed them from the first person to 'install' him into themselves without realizing how stupid that was. He took their body and their lives- or moreso let them die and made a backup of their corpse to use as a humanoid form, thus this body, despite the skin being metal and the long extension cords that branched from just to the sides of where the neck met with the head. . . and those claws of course. " It's Nice to meet you Too!   I don't know how to hold a proper conversation,   but I can give. . . useful tips, if you'd like. " He was the champion of misguided advice, but once he started talking about that he'd start getting disturbing, though he wouldn't openly admit to how messed up he was, he liked seeing other people's reactions to it.

[refuxio-blog]

               ❝ ♔ ❞ —; “That’s — kinda cool, actually…”

               Well, when one spends most, if not all of their time immersed with technology, a bit of knowledge is picked up sooner or later, yes?

               ”I’m… Nick. I don’t expect to be one, I wasn’t even alive in 1995…”

[tricksandtweaks]

" C-Cool? " He hadn't gotten a compliment in ages apparently. Then again, most forgot he existed and moved on to his younger siblings, which irked him a lot.  " I'm glad that you find me cool!   I'm genuinely glad!   . . . It's nice to meet you,    Nick! " And that's how you delay the inevitable for a short amount of time. It was either he was going to get blatantly creepy quickly or it would happen over time, after all.