THE GUNSLINGING BROKEN MESSIAH.

!!ROTUMBLR RP ACCOUNT!! (unreality warning)

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

`THE TRUTH IS NOT ALWAYS REAL. I DON’T WANT ANY CONCLUSIONS.`

Yeesh. I never know what to write in these things.

Call me Happy Chaos, just Chaos if you’re wanting to shorten it down. Use whatever pronouns you think suits me.

I’M ONLY HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I’LL POST HERE.

PELIPPER MAIL IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!

wow writing an intro post for a character with no sense of self is a difficult task.

ANYWAY!! hi!! hello!! happy chaos blog!! he’s been active as discord exclusive for about a year now, so that’s why he has precious connections to other rotumblr characters

plot wise, chaos is currently post-strive (about a year since all of that went down). he might also be post-dual rulers depending on if he shows up in it. which i hope he will.

they also have various typing styles due to their method of communication, though i mostly stick to all caps, all lowercase, or fully punctuated. this might get confusing but i promise 90% of the time he’s not yelling if he’s using all caps.

!!HUGE UNREALITY WARNING!!

chaos made the fourth wall his bitch 100 years ago. he knows he’s from media, and knows that he’s only a plot device. if you’re uncomfortable with any of that, please don’t interact, because it’s going to come up a LOT. he also frequently refers to people as ‘characters in a story’ and uses narrative terms to describe other characters! although it will never come as far as him pointing out that this is all roleplay, i just want to be careful :)

MUN IS NOT A MINOR!!

TAGS:

Chaos Chattering- general stuff :)

Server Comm- active commentary on the faller server

[remastered-fate]

[chaos-cousins]

Everyday I am grateful I dont have a jojo stand

[rock-pokemon-appreciator]

you should be. i envy you.

[chaos-cousins]

at least im not greedy like SOME people

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

yet.

[chaos-cousins]

IF YOU CURSE ME WITH A JOJO STAND I WILL KILL YOU THAT IS NOT A THREAT THAT IS A PROMISE

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

[chaos-cousins]

Everyday I am grateful I dont have a jojo stand

[rock-pokemon-appreciator]

you should be. i envy you.

[chaos-cousins]

at least im not greedy like SOME people

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

yet.

[liquorbar-and-drunkard]

Me ‘n who.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

JOHNNY. WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING DAILY YURI CONTENT ON X.

[forbiddenshadowbeast]

i should get spikier again. for the love of the game.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

[chaos-cousins]

I gotta make a qube. I'm going to Triple 7.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

bitch. don’t steal my idea.

[chaos-cousins]

I AM A THIEF. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

NOT TO STEAL AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE’S ME’S IDEA!!! DAMN!! GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!!

go fight a castle or whatever you persona lot do.

[chaos-cousins]

Excuse you I don't fight castles, I fight tables IN castles

[ziodyne-amax]

And the towers. We also fight towers.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

I’m Gonna Give Myself A Persona So I Can Come And Personally Fuck You Both Over.

[chaos-cousins]

I gotta make a qube. I'm going to Triple 7.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

bitch. don’t steal my idea.

[chaos-cousins]

I AM A THIEF. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

NOT TO STEAL AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE’S ME’S IDEA!!! DAMN!! GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL!!!

go fight a castle or whatever you persona lot do.

[chaos-cousins]

I gotta make a qube. I'm going to Triple 7.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

bitch. don’t steal my idea.

[dogpuppy]

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

I didn't care about this at first but your denial has made me willing to die on this fucking hill. They definitely look similar and you are being deliberately blind about even basic bits of similarity. Like their noses and eyebrows and eyelashes. You blue gumball son of a bitch.

i’m gonna lick the inside of your ear.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

Lined her up with other Asuka screenshots. Bitch.

//Do me a solid and pretend this is on anon. Tungle dot hellhole rightfully does not permit anon media attachments. Heart emoji.

Literally looks nothing like each other. Where are you going with this.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

Then Acknowledge That They Look Kinda Similar If You Won't Prove It Wrong You Lazy Bitch

You’re The One Making The Accusation. You Prove It!

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

asuka's fuckass bangs are in the way. pick a different shot.

NO. I DON’T WANNA.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

they literally do. line their faces up together!

really.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

if you squint there's a similarity and that's close enough for me

I’m always open for interpretations, but you’re reading too much into it.

[triggerhappy-broken-messiah]

chaos why did your artifical god's girlsona kinda look like asuka

THEY LITERALLY DO NOT LOOK SIMILAR. AT ALL. NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY.