VARMINT!!

LISTEN UP y' no-good yella-bellied fleshy pansy, th' name here is QUICKSTRIKE. Ah'm the toughest, meanest Pred in town. I don't do fair, y'hear...? Ah'd sooner tear yew apart than look at'cha. So watch yer step. And keep yer paws off my sugarbot!! [NSFW, IC=/=OOC]

[powerstoria5ever]

Better?! Your computer brain hasn’t gotten any updates recently if you think you’re any better than me! I’m Astoria Carlton-Ritz, mind you! Not some lowlife dumpster!

[triggerhappyfuzor]

Could've fooled me.

[powerstoria5ever]

You’re all squawk! You couldn’t stir up mayhem even if you had a cook book! 

Well excuuuuuse you!

[triggerhappyfuzor]

...WELL AH'M MAKIN' AN INVESTMENT IN ONE! Ah got a good processor on me t'come there an' learn you a thing'r two about mindin' yerself 'round those better'n you.

[powerstoria5ever]

*HUFF!* You got a lot of nerve to hint at THAT buster! I mean, all you Decepti-preda-goons I despise equally. Maybe you’re the only one that hasn’t blocked me on this website

[triggerhappyfuzor]

Ain't that great, not a bit'a hate wasted on one'r the other, jes' all evened out. That's jes my luck. I ought'a give all'a y'all a "cosmetic improvement" with a liTTLE BIT'A MAYHEM.

Th' way yer goin' missum that ain't too far off down th' road. Ah might jes have to follow their example.

[powerstoria5ever]

What? Why would they try and send you stuff about weight loss when clearly being evil and you know, your color scheme, is the more obvious things to be fixed! 

[triggerhappyfuzor]

Not this again about-- look can't you find some other mech ter pester about their paint-job 'r finish? Or do you jes' have a certain thing about me. Because ah have a suspicion it's th' latter.

[triggerhappyfuzor]

What in-- ah come back 'ere and ah take a look-see at my messages cause there's a big red notice and ah've got 5 grey faceless wonders talkin' 'bout WEIGHT LOSS and PICTURES and PROMOTIONS tellin' me ter go this place and that for em -- who in th' pit d'these varmints think ah am. Ah'm not in'erested in yer stupid lil fleshy playtimes.

[dazzledictator]

  Just an itty bitty pixel Quickstrike because Quickstrike is a cutie and I can’t into pixel art but it’s still fun and relaxing.

[triggerhappyfuzor]

Cute! :3

DON'T START WITH ME.

[triggerhappyfuzor]

[scoobykun]

Watching Beast Wars now. decided to draw blackarachnia…

[animals-animals-animals]

Black Widow (by Bonville)

[tony-perfect]

[powerstoria5ever]

WELL HOW SHOULD I KNOW. THOSE TWO TWINS ARE RELATED SOMEHOW AND THEN THAT MEAN ONE PROWL ISN’T RELATED TO THAT SMOKER GUY AND THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! I wouldn’t be that surprised if he wasn’t your dad or somethin!

[triggerhappyfuzor]

I- GEHGK- dagnabbit th' slaggin' dim-witted ev'ry human's gotta be th' SLAGGIN' SAME--- NO, 'KAY, AH AIN'T GOT NO TYPE'A RELATION TA NO IRONHIDE- W'E'ER THEY ARE!!

[powerstoria5ever]

… Well I dunno, you sound a LITTLE like that old geezer Ironhide….

OH NO ARE YOU HIS COUSIN??? 

[triggerhappyfuzor]

WHAT.

AH'VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE DUMB IN MY LIFECYCLE, AND AH GIT STUCK HANGIN' ROUND THIS CROWD ALL TH' TIME.

[powerstoria5ever]

You know what sounds weird? Your accent! Where’d you pick that up anywho? Does Cybertron have like a robot Texas where they just make weird accents like that or are you just specially crafted to be this annoying? 

[triggerhappyfuzor]

Hehheh- don't know 'bout no 'Texas'; it's unique jes' ta me, human. Ah like it this way.

[powerstoria5ever]

Beds! How hard is it to call it a bed! Why don’t you just call your recharge table thingys beds! You save so much time saying just BED than you do robot recharge slab eugh! 

[triggerhappyfuzor]

That jes' sounds weird.

Y'know.

Bed.

Ah'd make a face showin' my disgust if m' faceplates had that kind'a range of expression.

[triggerhappyfuzor]

HUMANS.

[powerstoria5ever]

I don’t even have a recharge table! What am I? One of you tin cans! Ha!

[triggerhappyfuzor]

WHATEVER THE SLAG Y' CALL THEM, ah'm not takin' th' time t' figger out whatever y'call yer squishy little laying racks!!