The Life and Times of G. Rodriguez

Just trying to live life and not get banned from everything 🇨🇺

[trillsmyth]

The Life and Times of G. Rodriguez turned 13 today!

[bratzdollsasha]

Reblog if you’re black tumblr

and yes you have to be black, this isn’t an all access typa club

[trillsmyth]

[trillsmyth]

Next time I decide to hop back on Tinder, Bumble, or Hinge I’m definitely putting in my bio “Hopefully I can find that woman that will clean my ears with peroxide and pick out the occasional ingrown hairs”, never knew how clutch it is to have a partner that will do these things…

[hype-hop]

[nate-nox]

Nx

[liquoricekiki]

I would honestly love to spend my next New Year’s Eve like this. We can even decide to explore a specific kind of role playing, or trying something new that evening and make a day out or it. 🔥🔥🔥

[trillsmyth]

Brought in 2022 like this

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[sbrown82]

Not “nigglettes”! 🤣

[trillsmyth]

Best video that has ever circulated Tumblr 😆

[dreamgirlvibes]

[trillsmyth]

Always on time

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Oh yeah this the ONE!!

[trillsmyth]

Reblogging for the ones in the back…

[spaceagepimp5293]

[trillsmyth]

I don’t get it

[neil-gaiman]

This may sound mean, but...

If you send me an ask containing links to Good Omens fan fiction you think I should read, I'll delete it. Do it again and I'll (regretfully) block you. This is a general blanket sort of thing -- I don't want to read it, legally I can't read it, no I won't make it into the next series, and, no matter how pure your motives, it's crossing a line.

[neil-gaiman]

I’m reading a lot of baffled responses to this. People, I’m showrunning and co-writing the Good Omens TV series. I can’t legally read unsolicited plot ideas. Think of Netflix. Their terms of service include

8.2. Unsolicited Materials. Netflix does not accept unsolicited materials or ideas for Netflix content and is not responsible for the similarity of any of its content or programming in any media to materials or ideas transmitted to Netflix.

…and you’ll find similar clauses out there for other production entities. They are trying to safeguard themselves. There are people out there who are certain that a hit film or TV series is based on their stolen idea. The easiest way to avoid that is to make sure that their ideas can’t get to you.

It’s nothing to do with not approving of what you do. It’s about not putting me, the producers, the BBC or Prime Video at risk — or about having to throw away plans for the future because someone did that in fanfiction first. I can’t legally read unsolicited scripts or story proposals or manuscripts and sending me a link to your or someone else’s Good Omens fiction counts as those things. If I read your story and then did something close to it you could sue. So I’m not going to read it. There’s no emotional baggage in this. I’m definitely not telling you that what you are doing isn’t valid. (And If I wasn’t showrunning I wouldn’t be so Please Don’t and I Will Delete about it. But I am. So don’t. Thank you!)

[sepdet]

Reminder that "By Any Means Necessary," one of the best episodes of Babylon 5, nearly didn't get made because some fan suggested a similar idea (a workers' strike on the space station, dealing with workers' safety and labor issues at a time when Star Trek: TNG was still on the air).

I can't remember how far along the episode was in production — I think a rough draft of the script had been written —but showrunner J. Michael Straczynski had to pull the plug on the episode until they finally tracked down the fan who'd suggested a "workers' strike" story on Usenet and get legal documents signed that the fan wouldn't sue or ask for a cut of the proceeds. AND the documents had to be watertight enough that Warner Bros' legal dept was satisfied all financial/legal risk had been eliminated. In other words, it wasn't up to JMS to make the call.

Sadly, after that, he could no longer participate in the old Babylon 5 Usenet discussion list, where he used to interact directly with fans, answering questions. It was just safer if he stayed away, because that way nobody could accuse him of lifting ideas for the show. We don't want Neil to have to pull back for the same reason.

A lot of creators avoid social media for the same reason. Those that are here @neil-gaiman , @dduane , have a hard and fast rule not to look at unasked solicitations.

And now that Babylon 5 might get a reboot, JMS has issued a similar request:

J. Michael Straczynski would like to politely remind fans not to pitch him unsolicited Babylon 5 ideas

One of the most ambitious sci-fi series ever made, Babylon 5, is potentially coming back for a reboot series at The CW.

[neil-gaiman]

Reblogging for people who think I'm overreacting or whatever.

[trillsmyth]

It's said bruh had to go to these lengths to let you people know stay in your lanes smh

[lamusebrune]

friendly reminder : your friends are not your therapist . Please be considerate and do not trauma and emotional dump onto them unsolicited/ unprovoked .

[trillsmyth]

If they force me out the house to go downtown and scheme on women at the local watering holes, they're going to get all my unsolicited and unprovoked trauma 😆

[photosbyjaye]

The difference in coochie and pussy.

[trillsmyth]

She's definitely talking out the side of her coochie because all women come with problems no matter what age especially women in their 40s who have been married for an extended period of time. Pussy might be phenomenal, but there will definitely be drama there...

[trillsmyth]

Wish Tumblr would change their policies and let porn come back to the site...

[nekoasktheocs]

Send me a number!

1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

4:Do you find it easy to trust others?

5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?

6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

8:Are you close with your dad?

9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

10:What are you listening to?

11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

12:Do you like hickeys?

13:What time do you go to bed?

14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

16:Do you always answer your texts?

17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

21:Is anyone else in the room with you?

22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?

23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

25:In the past week, have you cried?

26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

27:Do people ever call you by your last name?

28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?

29:Do you have a best friend?

30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

31:Who was your last call/text message from?

32:Are you mad at anyone?

33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

34:How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35:How many more days until your birthday?

36:Do you have any summer plans yet?

37:Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

41:Do you think age matters in relationships?

42:Are you available?

43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

45:Do you believe exes can be friends?

46:Do you regret anything?

47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

48:Did you ever lose a best friend?

49:Was your last kiss a mistake?

50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

53:What was the last thing you ate?

54:Did you get any compliments today?

55:Where are you going on your next vacation?

56:Do you own anything from other countries?

57:Are most of your friend guys or girls?

58:Where have you lived most of your life?

59:When was the last time you took a long drive?

60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

62:Who do you text the most?

63:What was the last movie you saw?

64:What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

65:How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

67:Do you curse around your parents?

68:Are you happy with where you live?

69:Picture of yourself?

70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

71:Have you ever been dumped?

72:What do you most like about making out?

73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

83:Do you miss your last sweetie?

84:Last time you slow danced with someone?

85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86:How can I win your heart?

87:What is your astrological sign?

88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

89:Do you cook?

90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

94:Name four things that you wish you had!

95:Are you a player?

96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

97:Are you a tease?

98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

101:Hugs or Kisses?

102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?

103:The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

104:Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

106:Do you flirt a lot?

107:Your last kiss?

108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

112:Does someone like you currently?

113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

115:Ever made out with just a friend?

116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?

117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

[trillsmyth]

Let's see how this works

[theambitiouswoman]

You guys if you want to reach whatever your goal is you are 100% capable. You just have to FOCUS. Cut off your distractions. Sacrifice a couple of months of you doing the SAME old thing that isn’t getting you anywhere and just focus on your plans. I promise you, people are still going to do the same old shit when you come back. You’re not missing out on a damn thing. In fact, when you come back, you won’t even want to be around the same people and things anymore because you have leveled up.

[trillsmyth]

Made this decision after my 41st birthday...

[yobitchmcm]

Fucking nigger

Let me make you mad just a little more.

1. Black Lives Matter! 2. white porn is trash 3. Brittney Spears will NEVER be as good as Beyoncé, even on her off day.

Oh last one. I sit during the National Anthem. ✌🏽️

[sweet-watamelanin]

4. Black girls are magic 5. Black men are the fucking best…(words can’t do them justice.) 6. We know how to properly season chicken. 7. No, you are not invited to the cook out. 8. You could try but sorry Hun the copy is never better the original *cough hysterically* Kylie *cough* and Kim *cough, cough* 9. And stop with this whole “imma call you nigga when I’m mad and feel like being an ignorant racist but be your number one fan when you carry my favorite team on your back” bullshit.

Y'all love to call us out of our names and start being racist assholes but in the same breath take every aspect of our culture and use it to your benefit and act “hip” or “ethnic”. Like Bob do you not understand?! Why start all this bigotry behind a screen while your son is blasting Frank Oceans album waiting for the perfect time to do the whip, your daughter trying to learn how to get her lips fuller and skin tanner, your wife thinking about leaving you for a Trey Songz and you just finished acting like you was Lebrons biggest fan.

Y'all so flakey it’s aggravating.

I’m here for all of this! 😂

This list just a bit too short for the culture at hand: 10. White girls wear weave too 11. Donald Trump is a big ole bitch 12. Country music is garbage 13. Michael Jackson was AFRICAN AMERICAN 14. Black pussy tastes sweeter 15. Your tans will never match out melanin-you orange bitches. 16. Your plastic will kill you one day when your bodies begin to turn on you 17. YOU age horribly 18. Y'all love black skin so much y'all created the name Tanner 19. My name is Linda and I AM BLACK-choke all the way on it. 20. You are the minority. 21. The confederate flag and the American flag are ugly. 22. Rap wasn’t created for you 23. Justin Bieber is a culturally appropriating bitch. 24. The Brady bunch was ghetto af with all them kids. 25. Mr. Rogers was a pedophile 26. The motherfucker who played Barney was Black (oops there goes your childhood) 27. You will never look as good in black as we do but A for effort 28. Don’t let them movies like dangerous minds get you fucked UP-these black teens will flame you in a classroom in 2016 because you canNOT relate 29. Slavery was the result of you bitches being far too lazy to cultivate and take care of yourselves so you needed us to show you how it’s done. Needy hoes 30. Black strippers look better. 31. Showgirls was garbage 32. Jenifer Aniston aged terribly and got her ass left for a major upgrade-and the “Aniston” hairstyle…. is doo doo 33. When you sweat it’s alarming 34. Fuck golf. 35. White moans sound like pigs squealing 36. Paul wall loves black girls 37. Your hair is thin. 38. Taylor Swift is a fake feminist with her praying mantis ass 39. Jon B sounds black when he sings (Hold that L) 40. And last but not least

Oooooh shit!! @1-ofthecoolkids I gotta add to this shit!!!!! In 3, 2, 1… Here I go! 41) Y'all are pasty as fuck, y'all stink, and age like dogs 42) My dick doesn’t look like a naked mole rat 43) white pussy looks like a folded up piece of Oscar Mayer Bologna microwaved for thirty seconds on high 44) We know the difference between olive oil you cook with and olive oil for our hair, 😂😂😂! 45) We know how to mind our fucking business and stay on our continent 46) We know and completely understand the concept of personal space 47) FUCK EVERY LAST PRESIDENT EXCEPT OBAMA!! 48) Elvis ain’t shit, never was, never will be shit. That niggas hips wasn’t doing a damn thing and he was shooting blanks. Why you think he only had one kid???? 🤔🤔🤔 49) Y'all are cancer to yourselves, society, and the planet Earth as a whole. 50) We have Prince, Rick James, (Big & Little) Luther Vandross, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Sly and The Family Stone, Teddy Pendergrass, Minnie Riperton, Diana Ross, The Temptations, O'Jays, Parliament-Funkadelic, The Isley Brothers, ZAPP & Roger, Evelyn “Champagne” King, Donna Summers, Bootsy Collins, Chic, The GAP Band, Leon Haywood, The Bar-Kays, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, The Time, The entire Jackson Family, One Way, Slave, Ohio Players, Patti LaBelle, Stevie Wonder, Shalamar, Chaka Khan, Rose Royce, Lakeside, Jody Watley, Kool & the Gang, Earth, Wind, & Fire, The Floaters, Debarge, Aurra, Con Funk Shun, Mass Production, Isaac Hayes, Heatwave, The Whispers, Tina Turner… Who y'all got???

[blindcomplikaytions]

I’m all for these comments 👌🏾😂🙋🏾 I think the biggest one of all is that THE WHITE SKIN COMES FROM THE BLACK SKIN, THE BLACK SKIN IS THE MOTHER OF ALL SKINS. BLACK CAN AND HAVE MADE EVERY SHADE…WHAT CAN THE WHITE SKIN CREATE?? A paler white shade I guess … 🤔🙄

……… a canvas to improve by adding some colors 😩😭😂 @blindcomplikaytions

I love how this is still going! 💯

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[trillsmyth]

Greatest thing I've read in all my 41 years of the beginning of Black History Month...