So me, my mum, and here boyfriend went out to dinner tonight. My mom had been up since 4am and hasn’t gotten a brake. So she was extremely tired.
In my house, if you’re tired, your freking five.
This is lemon man, he is made of lemon and charry stem. But this wasn’t the end. For my mothers boyfriend took a peanut shell, and gave him some hair.
My mom, being tired as heck yells, “OH MY GOD, He looks like Donald Trump!”
We couldn’t stop laughing. So then we saw a bacon peace laying on a plate that we had finished. My mother came up with another great idea.
He was now a derpy lemon with a nice hat.
I gave him a knife, because every good thing in the world needs a knifu to end lifus.
Then we gave him some background, didn’t want him to be bored all the time.
So I would like to interduse to tumblr, lemon man.
For Halloween he likes to dress as Donald Trump
And he has a great since if humor, always ready for his next meal too!
Don’t ask him what his job is though kids! You don’t want to be barred in a ditch the next day!
But most of all, just remember, lemon man has feelings too, don’t hurt the lemon kids