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The masculine urge to blow up

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Limited edition post

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Need more people to follow my art twitter so i can do more giveaways

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November is the worse month because you can't listen to scary music or watch horror movies and you're notallowed to shave OR nut

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Yo dark meat combo for 6 dollars?

[orpheuslament]

i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

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hope it helps

[fizzlehead]

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

[tvguts]

i know i’m biased because i’m 12 at heart and i think everything he does is funny but my little brother put together a last-minute “time traveler” costume for halloween which comprised solely of this homemade WW3 draft card and i think every single aspect of it is absolutely fucking hilarious

[cognitohazardous]

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

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Newborn Alpacas be like:

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u know what i mean

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white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

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this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

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[wormsdyke]

listening to music literally fucks so hard. you mean i can just put in headphones and experience incredibly profound emotions felt throughout my entire body

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You:

Me:

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[mitski-mysteries-deactivated202]

What is it about Aaron Paul that makes directors look at him and say “put that guys character in a beanie and a hoodie we are gonna deconstruct the stigma around stoners/junkies

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halloween goofs 4: meditations on horror