IWishIWasAFish

25, male, cishet, ❤ 1/9 ❤, mostly jokes, hatred of the upperclass and some depressing stuff. Expect allot of bojack horseman and world of warcraft. You have been warned.

[2colde]

the implication of saying hi

[berdymane]

Saying hi ending explained

[haunteddollsgeorg]

I think the ideal mutual is someone with some solid common ground but who also has a bonkers niche interest that’s totally foreign to you. It’s like a friendly educational experience

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[busket]

"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

you're also, like, thinking about it a little bit whenever you see one, and it's annoying because not only is it wrong but it's also taking up mental bandwidth and you can't delete net zero information at will

[escuerzoresucitado]

[okavara]

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[raisedinalab]

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[externalmemorycomic]

I'm posting a shit tonne of comics on patreon this month, great time to sign up! 750+ pages!

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[swagophile]

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame