Cassie Da Bread Anon

silly questions related to food... mostly 🥖 🥖 🥖

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Hello :D

I am da bread anon, Carcosa' Official Royal Baker™ (also honorary court baker under Jade Monarch lol), name is Cassandra but also known as Arán, just a regular who likes to share food (mostly bread cuz it's cheap). I will pester you with love :3

I am know by my signature that is the following:

-🥖🥖🥖

(Mod important message)

I would say to call me whatever as I am an anon, but since that can be confusing, she/her pronouns are recommended.

This account is for the pure chaos of RP accounts for me to perform as an anon :p

Basic rules you would expect from any RP account: don't be a jerk, no LGBT+phobes, keep things appropriate.

Tags:

#da bread talks - general convo/thoughts

#da bread answers - asks

#da bread baking - long RP (not using this tag but it's here for archive purposes?)

#bread anon and some choice of words - random rants/slander/essays

#bread anon mental crisis arc - lore bombs/angst lol

#'remy' talk - mod asks

#silly world building - world building of my silly character

#unrealized love arc - doomed yuri with girl from her past

Currently pestering the following:

@/thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow

@/literallyagenius

@/mayonnaiseaddict

Really bad reference drawing for visualization (plus some gacha model lol):

* star just to represent the hairclip

Updated ref sheet for casual look here

Details on some specific things the drawings can't convey here

Random facts!:

- Brazilian, will speak Portuguese on occasions

- Ambivert

- Not a fighter but will not run away from a fight (or at least will defent herself)

- sometimes will just will a baseball bat to existence just to hit someone who is bad lol

Color guide for reading HERE

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Hey! Me again. Just wanted to tell you not to worry about Jeffery (SCP-999). I just gave them to Avery as a pet they're perfectly safe except to their biological dad.

I know. The whole Scarlet King thing if I remember correctly. I was obsessed with SCPs for a bit, I know the stuff.

Just don't start dropping Apollyon level stuff please

[voidheart346]

Heh. Don't worry I won’t. Just giveing Avery that one because it helps with sadness.

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

If you can get the cardboard box with paper dragons... if it's still active, I mean.

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Hey! Me again. Just wanted to tell you not to worry about Jeffery (SCP-999). I just gave them to Avery as a pet they're perfectly safe except to their biological dad.

I know. The whole Scarlet King thing if I remember correctly. I was obsessed with SCPs for a bit, I know the stuff.

Just don't start dropping Apollyon level stuff please

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

what does thd rainbow mean

-@bringer-of-curses

Depends on context? Like, in religion, it's a symbol of union between heaven and Earth. In human media, it varies. In a flag, it means to be about the lgbt community. For mothers, can mean a healthy child after a stillborn or lost pregnancy... etc. :v

[bringer-of-curses]

what is LGBT ?

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Ohmygod...

[bringer-of-curses]

? is there a problem

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

The problem is the summary of human history I'll have to make...

[Trying to explain what she remembers of the LGBTQ+ movement through history 🥹]

[bringer-of-curses]

so …. someobe was trying to ask me if i was gay

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Or queer!

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

what does thd rainbow mean

-@bringer-of-curses

Depends on context? Like, in religion, it's a symbol of union between heaven and Earth. In human media, it varies. In a flag, it means to be about the lgbt community. For mothers, can mean a healthy child after a stillborn or lost pregnancy... etc. :v

[bringer-of-curses]

what is LGBT ?

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Ohmygod...

[bringer-of-curses]

? is there a problem

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

The problem is the summary of human history I'll have to make...

[Trying to explain what she remembers of the LGBTQ+ movement through history 🥹]

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

what does thd rainbow mean

-@bringer-of-curses

Depends on context? Like, in religion, it's a symbol of union between heaven and Earth. In human media, it varies. In a flag, it means to be about the lgbt community. For mothers, can mean a healthy child after a stillborn or lost pregnancy... etc. :v

[bringer-of-curses]

what is LGBT ?

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Ohmygod...

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

what does thd rainbow mean

-@bringer-of-curses

Depends on context? Like, in religion, it's a symbol of union between heaven and Earth. In human media, it varies. In a flag, it means to be about the lgbt community. For mothers, can mean a healthy child after a stillborn or lost pregnancy... etc. :v

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

I was reminded we're close to the Brazilian Valentines day (or just Dia dos Namorados) and one more year alone.

I never got to enjoy those couple discounts ;-;

[the-jade-monarch]

Hey I've been meaning to ask something, but due to the amount of, a-hem, bullshit happening, I couldn't find a good time.

Can ya, like, change my blood back to red? Yellow kinda changed our blood to gold after someone thrown in misinformation about veins looking green and now it looks like I have jaundice and i hate it. Idk if it's possible to overwrite his authority but it's worth a shot :)

- 🥖 🥖 🥖 @triplebreadtriplethreat (SOMEONE WILL BE FREE FROM THE JAUNDICE CURSE?)

uhhh idk if i can alter info abt someone from a different reality but ill try!!

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

DUDE THAT'S THE TIME TO TRY! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO CHANGE THIS CRAP 🥹

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Happy pride month cassie

Yay

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

🏳️‍🌈? 🫵

I don't know? Maybe???

[the-jade-monarch]

Oh yeah Derek almost made a deal with that guy, probably in exchange of his sight.

derek i swear im gonna start eating nails stop getting into trouble with eldritch deities 💔💔💔

[derek-hutchins-333]

In my defense, I wasn't in the best state of mind at the time. Also, he keeps on appearing without being called, comparing me to "Arthur" and all.

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

U later called the literal "Crawling Chaos" stupid in his face :v

That's a pretty Arthur thing in my book. And a wager to say the least.

[derek-hutchins-333]

Please stop the comparisons already...

And a wager?

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

It's a bet, darling/ref

[the-jade-monarch]

Oh yeah Derek almost made a deal with that guy, probably in exchange of his sight.

derek i swear im gonna start eating nails stop getting into trouble with eldritch deities 💔💔💔

[derek-hutchins-333]

In my defense, I wasn't in the best state of mind at the time. Also, he keeps on appearing without being called, comparing me to "Arthur" and all.

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

U later called the literal "Crawling Chaos" stupid in his face :v

That's a pretty Arthur thing in my book. And a wager to say the least.

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

I haven't explored Avery's place because it is still under construction but I wanna see what we have >:3

[the-jade-monarch]

There's also an Scp called 049..

A medieval style plague doctor that is convinced that people have "The Pestilence" thats what he calls it, and he kills people just by touching them and then brutally mutilates them and then brings them back to life as zombies and his followers and thats what he think is "cured"

I KNOW DUDE I HAVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE I KNOW WHAT SCP 049 IS

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Uh, achtually 🤓☝️ it is theorized that the "pestilence" the doctor is trying to stop is death itself, so in a way, zombification is a cure.

Look I was a SCP girlie before a Carcosan don't test my knowledge, anons

[lilihalifactotum]

Ah... A fellow SCP girlie🤝

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

🤝

[the-jade-monarch]

There's also an Scp called 049..

A medieval style plague doctor that is convinced that people have "The Pestilence" thats what he calls it, and he kills people just by touching them and then brutally mutilates them and then brings them back to life as zombies and his followers and thats what he think is "cured"

I KNOW DUDE I HAVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE I KNOW WHAT SCP 049 IS

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Uh, achtually 🤓☝️ it is theorized that the "pestilence" the doctor is trying to stop is death itself, so in a way, zombification is a cure.

Look I was a SCP girlie before a Carcosan don't test my knowledge, anons

[the-jade-monarch]

NERD 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

I AM 🤓 ✨️

[the-jade-monarch]

There's also an Scp called 049..

A medieval style plague doctor that is convinced that people have "The Pestilence" thats what he calls it, and he kills people just by touching them and then brutally mutilates them and then brings them back to life as zombies and his followers and thats what he think is "cured"

I KNOW DUDE I HAVE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE I KNOW WHAT SCP 049 IS

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Uh, achtually 🤓☝️ it is theorized that the "pestilence" the doctor is trying to stop is death itself, so in a way, zombification is a cure.

Look I was a SCP girlie before a Carcosan don't test my knowledge, anons