triplestrikefox:
bluescarfvivi:
“Your mere presence is already much of an annoyance not just to myself, but to many others around here. Now scram, go back to sleep or I could throw you a nice chicken leg for you to fetch.”
“Make it a certain yellowbelly chicken’s leg and I will leave for a day.”
“Absolutely not! You already snacked off one of his limbs. You will not have another!”
“Oh boo hoo. He can make another limb. A Better one. One that can probably kill you with a hidden blade to your back. Humans can bounce back like that.”

















