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SOMEBODY SEDEATE ME. ( hopper who found out the mj biopic is coming soon. )

I'd . . Rather -- not . But if you're that desperate . . .

they’re showing the pepsi commercial incident.

( physically shaking. )

Dude . . . ? ? Are you okay ? Like -- physically ?

[ so concerned. ]

SOMEBODY SEDEATE ME. ( hopper who found out the mj biopic is coming soon. )

#━　“ 3's the lucky number ! ”　⁰³ #━　“ make it with a lucky punch ! ”　⁰³

I'd . . Rather -- not . But if you're that desperate . . .

I don' know about yall . . but coaches freak me out ! Not in well -- a bad way . . . their just very scary to me .

[ fiddling with bits and pieces of their costume. ]

They make me nervous . . super nervous .

#━　“ 3's the lucky number ! ”　⁰³ #━　“ make it with a lucky punch ! ”　⁰³

what the fuck is the 'michael❤️❤️' folder .. ?

( @tripletheflow )

( eyes widen, face flushes a dark blue, waving their hands. ) — wh- hey. hah. ‘s nothin’.

Dude . It's like right here -- out in the open .

Nothin ? Ya sure . . ?

yeah. totally dude. ‘s nothin’ deranged. . .

( squinting. ) i swears it.

Are ya fuckin' with me ? Gaslighting me ? Seriously ?

I'm not stupid -- just because I like being clean doesn't mean I'ma clean an' stupid .

( clearing their throat. boy is you sweatin? ) hah. haha. okay. uh. so. funny thing.

what if i told y’ somethin’ real funny?

How funny is it ? Am I gonna laugh ? Is it gonna make me laugh to tears ? Am I gonna hold my stomach in laughter ?

[ their entire demeanor changed. They seemed like an excited child now. ]

well— well if y’ think real hard ‘bout what i’ma say you might. ‘cause it’s not. not average f’ a freight to do.

( growing a brighter blue. damn. you gonna turn purple if you keep this up. )

.. I won't judge ya , I thought that was a given .

yeah. knew tha’.

( silence. a squint. before bro actually starts yammering. okay. )

micheal jackson was the most influential pop artist to ever live. ‘s a given tha’ he’s got tons ‘a photos and videos and i stacked every single video i could find. and photo. and news articles and videos. from the 70’s to 2009.

( deep breath. )

i also got fan recordings in there. and home video.

MJ ? That's all ? . . darn .

Thought it'd be more exciting than that . . .

. . Anymore facts ? I don't mind listenin' .

what the fuck is the 'michael❤️❤️' folder .. ?

( @tripletheflow )

( eyes widen, face flushes a dark blue, waving their hands. ) — wh- hey. hah. ‘s nothin’.

Dude . It's like right here -- out in the open .

Nothin ? Ya sure . . ?

yeah. totally dude. ‘s nothin’ deranged. . .

( squinting. ) i swears it.

Are ya fuckin' with me ? Gaslighting me ? Seriously ?

I'm not stupid -- just because I like being clean doesn't mean I'ma clean an' stupid .

( clearing their throat. boy is you sweatin? ) hah. haha. okay. uh. so. funny thing.

what if i told y’ somethin’ real funny?

How funny is it ? Am I gonna laugh ? Is it gonna make me laugh to tears ? Am I gonna hold my stomach in laughter ?

[ their entire demeanor changed. They seemed like an excited child now. ]

well— well if y’ think real hard ‘bout what i’ma say you might. ‘cause it’s not. not average f’ a freight to do.

( growing a brighter blue. damn. you gonna turn purple if you keep this up. )

#// sory for the super lat reply i lowk forrgot LOL !

.. I won't judge ya , I thought that was a given .

what the fuck is the 'michael❤️❤️' folder .. ?

( @tripletheflow )

( eyes widen, face flushes a dark blue, waving their hands. ) — wh- hey. hah. ‘s nothin’.

Dude . It's like right here -- out in the open .

Nothin ? Ya sure . . ?

yeah. totally dude. ‘s nothin’ deranged. . .

( squinting. ) i swears it.

Are ya fuckin' with me ? Gaslighting me ? Seriously ?

I'm not stupid -- just because I like being clean doesn't mean I'ma clean an' stupid .

( clearing their throat. boy is you sweatin? ) hah. haha. okay. uh. so. funny thing.

what if i told y’ somethin’ real funny?

How funny is it ? Am I gonna laugh ? Is it gonna make me laugh to tears ? Am I gonna hold my stomach in laughter ?

[ their entire demeanor changed. They seemed like an excited child now. ]

what the fuck is the 'michael❤️❤️' folder .. ?

( @tripletheflow )

( eyes widen, face flushes a dark blue, waving their hands. ) — wh- hey. hah. ‘s nothin’.

Dude . It's like right here -- out in the open .

Nothin ? Ya sure . . ?

yeah. totally dude. ‘s nothin’ deranged. . .

( squinting. ) i swears it.

#━　“ 3's the lucky number ! ”　⁰³ #━　“ make it with a lucky punch ! ”　⁰³

Are ya fuckin' with me ? Gaslighting me ? Seriously ?

I'm not stupid -- just because I like being clean doesn't mean I'ma clean an' stupid .

what the fuck is the 'michael❤️❤️' folder .. ?

( @tripletheflow )

( eyes widen, face flushes a dark blue, waving their hands. ) — wh- hey. hah. ‘s nothin’.

#━　“ 3's the lucky number ! ”　⁰³ #━　“ make it with a lucky punch ! ”　⁰³

Dude . It's like right here -- out in the open .

Nothin ? Ya sure . . ?

It'd be sick if there was enough time to look at elephants this week . . .

It'd be super cool if some trainfolk took me, too . . !

#━　“ 3's the lucky number ! ”　⁰³ #━　“ make it with a lucky punch ! ”　⁰³

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.

[ They stay silent for a minute or two after lighting the cig. ]

It ain't.. it ain't wrong being prissy and pretty, is it? You coaches are... well.. have a better experience with it then I do.

no, i don't think so. i mean, for you its a but unusual, but thats not necassarily a bad thing.

you said your friends don't know, are you going to tell them?

No, I.. I don't plan to, no. It'sa scary to think 'bout, Missus.

[ They fiddle with the cigarette in their hands. ]

They don't seem the type to.. I don't know, deal with confessions? Swear, one of 'em would probably still make me go fishin' or whatever else they make me do.

it’s scary? you do realise I could just tell myself, right?

I’m not going to? but still.

i’m sorry- they make you do things?

Well.. yeah! It's nuffin bad-- just stuff I'ma not used to and don't like... I really don't like wrestling or anything like that, but I sure do love dancing!

.. please, don't tell 'em-- I don't know if they'll still take me to do things.

already said I wasn’t going too, don’t worry.

but if you don’t like doing that stuff, why don’t you just- not? couldn’t you just leave or whatever?

Well, I don't want to be mean to 'em, Missus.. its doesnt give me a good feeling to be mean, either.

I left once and I felt guilty for like, stars, I'd say a week!

how exactly, would that make you mean? i'm sure they don't do stuff you want to sometimes, and wouldn't that make them mean too?

besides, mean is more- i don't know- trashing thier shed or something, its not like you're doing that.

Guess you're right, Missus..!

I sure wish I could trash their shed.

Well, I guess it makes them happy, and I like to see people happy! Seeing people happy is quite.. well.

well...what, exactly?

{she drops her cigarette on the ground, stubbing out with her skate]

#// sorrs for taking forever 💔 just now seeing this for some reason

It makes me happy, Missus.

[ They quickly followed suit; stomping out their own cig. ]

Its nice to see trainfolk happy.

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.

[ They stay silent for a minute or two after lighting the cig. ]

It ain't.. it ain't wrong being prissy and pretty, is it? You coaches are... well.. have a better experience with it then I do.

no, i don't think so. i mean, for you its a but unusual, but thats not necassarily a bad thing.

you said your friends don't know, are you going to tell them?

No, I.. I don't plan to, no. It'sa scary to think 'bout, Missus.

[ They fiddle with the cigarette in their hands. ]

They don't seem the type to.. I don't know, deal with confessions? Swear, one of 'em would probably still make me go fishin' or whatever else they make me do.

it’s scary? you do realise I could just tell myself, right?

I’m not going to? but still.

i’m sorry- they make you do things?

Well.. yeah! It's nuffin bad-- just stuff I'ma not used to and don't like... I really don't like wrestling or anything like that, but I sure do love dancing!

.. please, don't tell 'em-- I don't know if they'll still take me to do things.

already said I wasn’t going too, don’t worry.

but if you don’t like doing that stuff, why don’t you just- not? couldn’t you just leave or whatever?

Well, I don't want to be mean to 'em, Missus.. its doesnt give me a good feeling to be mean, either.

I left once and I felt guilty for like, stars, I'd say a week!

how exactly, would that make you mean? i'm sure they don't do stuff you want to sometimes, and wouldn't that make them mean too?

besides, mean is more- i don't know- trashing thier shed or something, its not like you're doing that.

#\\ your good! no worries :-)

Guess you're right, Missus..!

I sure wish I could trash their shed.

Well, I guess it makes them happy, and I like to see people happy! Seeing people happy is quite.. well.

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.

[ They stay silent for a minute or two after lighting the cig. ]

It ain't.. it ain't wrong being prissy and pretty, is it? You coaches are... well.. have a better experience with it then I do.

no, i don't think so. i mean, for you its a but unusual, but thats not necassarily a bad thing.

you said your friends don't know, are you going to tell them?

No, I.. I don't plan to, no. It'sa scary to think 'bout, Missus.

[ They fiddle with the cigarette in their hands. ]

They don't seem the type to.. I don't know, deal with confessions? Swear, one of 'em would probably still make me go fishin' or whatever else they make me do.

it’s scary? you do realise I could just tell myself, right?

I’m not going to? but still.

i’m sorry- they make you do things?

Well.. yeah! It's nuffin bad-- just stuff I'ma not used to and don't like... I really don't like wrestling or anything like that, but I sure do love dancing!

.. please, don't tell 'em-- I don't know if they'll still take me to do things.

already said I wasn’t going too, don’t worry.

but if you don’t like doing that stuff, why don’t you just- not? couldn’t you just leave or whatever?

Well, I don't want to be mean to 'em, Missus.. its doesnt give me a good feeling to be mean, either.

I left once and I felt guilty for like, stars, I'd say a week!

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.

[ They stay silent for a minute or two after lighting the cig. ]

It ain't.. it ain't wrong being prissy and pretty, is it? You coaches are... well.. have a better experience with it then I do.

no, i don't think so. i mean, for you its a but unusual, but thats not necassarily a bad thing.

you said your friends don't know, are you going to tell them?

No, I.. I don't plan to, no. It'sa scary to think 'bout, Missus.

[ They fiddle with the cigarette in their hands. ]

They don't seem the type to.. I don't know, deal with confessions? Swear, one of 'em would probably still make me go fishin' or whatever else they make me do.

it’s scary? you do realise I could just tell myself, right?

I’m not going to? but still.

i’m sorry- they make you do things?

Well.. yeah! It's nuffin bad-- just stuff I'ma not used to and don't like... I really don't like wrestling or anything like that, but I sure do love dancing!

.. please, don't tell 'em-- I don't know if they'll still take me to do things.

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.

[ They stay silent for a minute or two after lighting the cig. ]

It ain't.. it ain't wrong being prissy and pretty, is it? You coaches are... well.. have a better experience with it then I do.

no, i don't think so. i mean, for you its a but unusual, but thats not necassarily a bad thing.

you said your friends don't know, are you going to tell them?

No, I.. I don't plan to, no. It'sa scary to think 'bout, Missus.

[ They fiddle with the cigarette in their hands. ]

They don't seem the type to.. I don't know, deal with confessions? Swear, one of 'em would probably still make me go fishin' or whatever else they make me do.

I shouldn't have done that-- really shouldn't have .. !

Oh , stars , I'm done for ? Ain't I ?

and what exactly did you do this time?

I scratched myself up again-- right after my paint job this time! Im oughtta be torn to shreds over this .. ! .. you aint being rude, are ya, Missus?

i’m sure no one’s really going to care if another freight truck has their paint scuffed a little. you’d probably look out of place if it wasn’t, right?

and, no, I don’t think I’m being rude. just- realistic.

Well I .. well I'd like to be pretty and clean ! That's all -- I don't like being scuffed, Missus .. being scuffed seems like more of a hassle and a bother than being clean , if anything!

that, might have to be the most sensible thing i've heard from a freight in a long time.

you like to be..,pretty?

Well .. yes. Very pretty, I do. I like to be spotless and tidy! It.. its refreshing, I do admit. Sometimes I even..

[ A pause, like they where about to say something else. ]

dance around pretty too! Not like I usually do-- which I must confess I like to dance around like that too..

you- what?

[she's quick to burst out laughing]

so let me get this straight: you like being all clean and pretty. and you like to dance pretty? that has to be-

[she stops herself, realising she might be bordering on too mean]

you sure you're not secretly a coach?

.. I'm no coach ... thats for sure ! You -- you think I'ma coach -- I sure wish I was.. but I ain't! I'ma freight -- Here, I'll prove it!

[ They proceed to scratch-n-sniff, hoping that was freight-ly enough. ]

.. see?

[unforunately, she can't stop herself from laughing again]

oh i can sure see that.

[she reaches in her skirt pocket, pulling out a box of cigarettes and lighting one up]

i'm guessing your- a- friends, know about this?

.. No. They don't.

[ They stand there, their hands behind their back. ]

... a skirt pocket is cool. Swag, even.

[she raises an eyebrow]

swag?

[ashley reopens her cigarette box, holding one out to them]

want a smoke?

.. I wouldn't mind.

[ They take one from the box, slightly inspecting it. ]

Have a lighter? ... its been awhile since I've smoked.

do i have a lighter?

[she smirks, bringing a silver lighter out of her pocket and handing it over]

here.