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[nemeses]

my life suckers dot com

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[hemipenal-system]

some of you dont actually love trans women you just want to fuck them. you’re not an ally you just have unresolved futanari fantasies

[yugsly]

what's your favorite picture of a taxidermized animal

[sacred-portal]

[things-that-are-not-true]

your fish will DIE if it doesn't get a shot of modelo poured in its tank RIGHT NOW

[despazito]

[enki2]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[dogpuppy]

Confirmed. Paul is no longer among the living.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now