California Laid-Back, Tie-Dyed Point of View

Hannah Louise. Thirty-four☀️Virgo 🌙Aquarius ⬆️Aquarius. I like TV, movies, cartoons, writing, campy shit, and outer space. Certified ray of sunshine and self-proclaimed dickwad.. Hapless Millennial. Superfluous English Lit graduate and current Middle School Roast Master General. Cantankerous demi-romantic Bisexual with personal space issues. Sims Addict. This blog is rated MA for language, sexual situations, and the astonishing amount of energy wasted on crappy TV.

[userblorbo]

Modern Family | S02E12 | Our Children, Ourselves

[briefcasekid]

Theyre dressed like grannies from 3 different cultures like Lou is an Arab jadda, Ally is a russian baboushka and murph an italian nonna

[lilaeleaf]

Some poor suffering gobs!!

[gothiccharmschool]

I love these and I wish to adopt them.

[natalieironside]

This blog is continued on side B. To keep scrolling, please remove the blog, turn it over, re-insert it, and press "play"

[dovesndecay]

[thesilvereyedwolf]

Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is

[natalieironside]

That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over

[cynicjovial]

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

[tilthat]

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

[theradioghost]

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

huh !

[were-ralph]

HELLO???

[i-am-an-atomic-bomb]

[theblehthatbloos]

THEY RIGHT THO

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If y'all liked the unidentifiable yellow glitter goo you'll love the time I made wine out of marshmallow Peeps

[salamencerobot]

...how???

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Well you see. The ingredience for wine are:

-yeast

-sugar

-time

And it turns out the yeast aren't really that picky about what kind of sugar you give them, as long as there's enough of it

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Peepswine moodboard

It ended up tasting kinda like a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

The 100% true and honest answer is someone said the phrase "fermented peeps" around me at exactly the right time and I went "ohhh that's a sin I simply must commit"

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

To the people um-actuallying me in the notes about calling this wine: clearly I have no respect for nature, god, or man; why would you assume I respect arbitrary alcoholic beverage classifications

[wizardpostsdotorg]

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

[facelessoldgargoyle]

and big naturals

[toskarin]

you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise

[toskarin]

being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff

[agentgingergold]

Get a hobby that is intergenerational.  The friendships with people much older and much younger than you will mean that wisdom and ideas are shared among many and not isolated among the few.  

[counterspelling]

Endless ACOFAF

[snake-snack-stede]

[batsandboba]

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

[shattered-skys-system]

yes

[batsandboba]

[system-reset]

what the fuck

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

that's a silly straw

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

New root goofin'

[robotsandfrippary]

twisty tie

[vergak]

[lesmiserablol]

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

[transarsonist]

[gay-irl]

[sherlock-is-ace]

“It’s an easy mistake to make. He’s effeminate and therefore we think he’s weak, but that man sits in pubs and clubs and houses and hotels, telling all the world about his homosexuality out loud, all day long. It doesn’t matter who’s listening - priests or housewives or landlords or anyone. He tells the truth and he doesn’t care. No-one else does that.”

- A Very English Scandal

[transjudas]

La vida es dolor.