Boughs and promises, arrows backs and wings.

I'm girls.

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About Me

Main at @jaspertjunk . I post on there occasionally as well.

Call me Dash. Semi source connected Dirk fictive. Bigender girl. She/he. Bodily an adult.

Used to be really sensitive about being different from source, now I'm not. Generally, though, when it comes to that I'm going to politely ask that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

I am anti psych and pro endo. We don't know or care about our own origins and frankly it's rude to pry.

I am willing to roleplay as my canonself on here from time to time. It's a comfort thing on account of so many exomemories. Not with strangers.

I have a really hard time emoting so if it seems like I don't care or I'm being cold towards you it's probably nothing personal and I'm just struggling.

Bodily an adult. Usually mentally one too. Age slider.

They're calling me the princess of moral OCD. It's true. They're calling me that. I'm not as mentally fragile as I was when I formed but holy shit lmao.

Sourcecall

Anybody. Everybody. I don't care. Fictionfolk win forever.

As for who I'm seeking more specifically, though: Alpha kids* (including Hal and other Me's), Caliborn, other Striders.

Just about any interaction is fine but at least introduce yourself before you act super familiar with me. Thanks.

*Jakes are welcome to interact but I will be honest I get a little nervous. It's a personal guilt thing, not your fault. It probably won't come up, but if I take forever to respond or am a little guarded that's why. Also I'm not really looking for Roxy on account of my awesome Roxy friend.

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Tags I Use

#🫀 posts. - Dash originals.

#🫀 asks. - Asks.

# 🫀art. - Art if I remember to use it.

#Reblogs. - Take a wild guess.

#Me <3. - Posts I relate to.

I warning tag posts with just the word, like #Bugs or #Blood

I've also been into the idea lately of tagging topics I reblog posts about often, like #Princesses. and #Presidents.

Tags that remind me of someone from source I tag with a single emoji, but I don't currently have a definitive list of those.

Starting an image and blinkie collection under the cut as soon as I find an image to start it.

I told you I didn't have any yet, dumbass.

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I could type in all caps if I wanted. And it would be fine and wouldn't bother me.

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Being Dirk Strider is less of an identity these days and more of a hobby. I mean, that's not even my *name* anymore.

[shsl-horse]

im such a normal horse. see i say horse because its normal for horses to be paranoid. thus im normal for standards of being a horse

[rainbowgaez]

[just-sans-things]

Horch 🐴 Clop clop

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Does anyone know if I'm allowed to do or have or be anything without feeling ontologically evil.

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

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Wait that last post is literally a lie I forgot I'm (provisionally) a caretaker. Like kept my host from dying level of a caretaker.

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I'm kind of like if a mom didn't have children or people she was responsible for and also I'm kind of afraid of kids.

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hugging petting you etc

Smiles. Many don't know about this Roxy's power.

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I'd like to be able to take my life for granted tbh. Like I'd like to not feel like the sword of Damocles is swaying in the breeze. I'd like to not feel as though my premature death is an inevitability. I don't want to go dormant. I think about it all the time.

[tripotagetestimony]

The metric is mutable, the method is everything. The method is defined by the metric. The idea that no one's keeping score is a false truism. Everyone is counting and no one has the unit right. None of this matters and all of it is incredibly important. The thumbtacks and red string tie my hands more than they ever covered my corkboard.

[thatsbelievable]

[kosmogrl]

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Since I'm (to a large extent and entirely against my will) an age slider you might think my more whimsical posts are from a younger me and let me tell you that could not be more false. My teen posts are all like "my princess dress #myprincessdress" but crucially my littleposting half the time is "I should be put out of my misery I never deserved to be alive in the first place and I don't even enjoy it" and then my adult posts are like "I wonder if it's fun to be a rhinoceros beetle".

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I forget myself 🤝 This is unbecoming

Good to say when you're an uncouth princess and also good to say when you're undergoing a painful metamorphosis into someone new. I am constantly both.