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i forgot to post it during big big run but WE HAVE HANDBOOK MANDATED BREAKS?!

I can’t even be upset that present lost because I’m too busy losing it over present having over two to three times as many votes as the other two teams. We are mighty in number but fumbled the actual battles. Great job team.

#we did a dogshit job okay

pobopolybius

Long time no Tietê! I am in a Splatoon mood w side order coming up soon!!

#tri reblogs #THE SPLAT IS COMING

lakevida

really really really important

#tri reblogs #me in the gc every big run #the slamon

zkitty8

#tri reblogs #me when my friends take me into ranked #i am just their little distraction who is here to run around the enemy with increasingly weird weapons

theoppositeofprofound

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.

#tri reblogs

incognitopolls

What is the "ouch" button for in Splatoon?

Fuck, there are people, don’t super jump!

Fuck! Person (me) down!

Oof. We might not be winning this one.

I dunno, I always just press it by habit

I don’t use the communication buttons

A combination of two or more (elaborate in tags)

I don't play Splatoon/see results

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023

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#tri reblogs #fuck there are people here for turf and player v player modes!#person down for SALMON RUN

honestly, messing up the big run rewards situation is literally the most funny in-character for grizzco type of fuck up

#tri talks #splatoon

kingofsalmonids

HEY, DON’T BE SAD, IT’S OK. 1.5 MILLION GLOWFLIES RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION, OKAY?

#splatoon #DO NOT YOU FUCKING DARE

bapzap

it is extremely funny how the post-fest dialogue went. as expected, deep cut did not care even a little and pretty much nothing has changed and all three of them are gonna forget this even happened once shiver has had her fun deciding which street food they get for the next week and meanwhile people are killing each other in the streets over this. complete disconnect between how serious the idols took it (not at all) and how serious the community is taking it (death threats)

#tri reblogs #forreal #honest to god racism from the fans like

sonknuxadow

which species do you play as. SPECIFICALLY in splatoon 3 not the first 2 games

inkling always

octoling always

octoling most of the time but occasionally inkling

inkling most of the time but occasionally octoling

both equally

i don't play splatoon 3 and just want to push a button

Voting ended onSep 18, 2023

im curious because i see a lot more octolings in splatoon 3 than i did in splatoon 2 .. if you want you can also talk in the tags/replies about why you prefer one species over the other, which one you picked in splatoon 2 and if octolings being available from the start affected your choice at all

#inkling and the occasional octoling!#contrary to my pictures #my squidsona is in fact an inkling (dont worry who the octoling is <3)

dynamo-propaganda

Goodmorning splatoon 3 community this is a friendly reminder that if i see you on team big man or team frye attacking with team shiver and you purposefully lock them in spawn so the defender can win i am reporting you for griefing and/or intentionally not contributing <3

ALSO IF YOU INSIST ON CALLING SHIVER'S SHOUTS DURING HER SINGING "BARKING" IM KILLING YOU VIOLENTLY WITH A ROCK, ITS KAKEGOE, ITS PART OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE SINGING, STOP REINVENTING RACISM JUST TO HATE ON A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

trislosher-propaganda

if you need an "authentic" person to verify for you people who are so concerned, hi! im that person!

IM GOING TO BLOW UP THE NEXT PERSON WHO REFERS TO SHIVERS KAKEGOE AS "BARKING", WHETHER YOUR INTENTIONS WERE PURE OR NOT!

And so you understand this is not team bias either, I'm on team Big Man! You're just perpetuating and allowing people to make racist jokes under the guise of character hate, and you should stop or face all of the consequences!

#tri reblogs #tri salts #it is 2023 and i thought people were better than this but i am proven wrong every single fest