Respect the Dynamo or die by my slap

The Dynamos have grown to me alot ok,also eliter propaganda was taken gjsbfjhs | Main is voidgremlinguege

[dynamo-propaganda]

Dynamo the Firefly Squid

[dynamo-propaganda]

Splatfest pics ft. @kawaiijohn and @greetings-fiends

[shellafresh]

GGs everyone!

[achtism]

FRYE NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TONIGHT

[skiplo-wave]

SHE FINALLY WON AGAIN

[snailfen]

FRYE NATION LETS FUCKING GHGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

WE DID IT HOLY SHIT YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH SBJSKJH^*%%&%%*&GG^$GG%(OG]HG^IH&^HOGGF&^J^^HHY<U^HGGH*H^$RU>#H]*#E//

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

This is the Killer Wail of Flyfish Obliteration. Reblog the Killer Wail of Flyfish Obliteration to keep Flyfish away from your shifts and to ensure your bombs stay in the goddamn missile launchers when you hit them.

[rassicas]

hey you know how Haikara Walker hasn't seen a single sign of an official english localization after all these years?

wouldn't it be crazy if it got fully fan translated and typeset. cover to cover. that sure would be crazy. anyway don't click this google doc link. and be sure to avoid this internet archive link.

....but if you do click those links, be sure to read the credits! I did a lot of translations and editing, but not all of it, and I had no part in the gargantuan task of typesetting and formatting. @mk_squid (insta link) is especially who made this possible, as well as @wassuppeas!

[cephalopolls]

Who's Your Favourite King Salmon?

Cohozuna

Horrorboros

Megalodontia

I haven't encountered the new one

Voting ended onDec 11, 2023

megalodontia more like joe, amiright

Please reblog for a bigger sample size!

[incognitopolls]

What is the "ouch" button for in Splatoon?

Fuck, there are people, don’t super jump!

Fuck! Person (me) down!

Oof. We might not be winning this one.

I dunno, I always just press it by habit

I don’t use the communication buttons

A combination of two or more (elaborate in tags)

I don't play Splatoon/see results

Voting ended onDec 10, 2023

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[hydra-splatling-propaganda]

what IS the best greeting?

🤝 Handshake

👊 Fist bump

🫂 Hug

👀 Biting (secret fourth option)

Voting ended onNov 26, 2023

[ourobartos-deactivated20250330]

@ Splatoon Players

I often see undercover brella down in the depths of meta. So that’s why

What do you think of undercover Brella ???🌂

My main main ( most played weapon ) (undercover gæng)

My second main ( i play it sometimes )

Never played it ( never touched it )

Tried it ( didn’t met my needs )

Hate it ( you barf at the thought of playing this weapon )

Voting ended onNov 21, 2023

[octobrushwizard]

waiting for sunder

[kingofsalmonids]

HEY, DON’T BE SAD, IT’S OK. 1.5 MILLION GLOWFLIES RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION, OKAY?

[dynamo-propaganda]

Well with splatfest over this is your friendly reminder that sabotage gets you jack shit <333

Anyways congrats team shiver, giving u all a kiss (or a hug if u dont want it) i cant wait for people who were malding hard to explode

[lapithae]

I don't talk about Splatoon on this blog often but I do think that Shiver winning the Splatfest was the funniest result. I've never seen Splatoon Gamers get so pressed about something. Imagine being Team Frye. Imagine having such a vocal group of anti-Team Shiver dissenters and planning and scheming on how to win the Splatfest and then losing. Not even getting 2nd place but losing entirely. That's so fucking funny.

[dynamo-propaganda]

Goodmorning splatoon 3 community this is a friendly reminder that if i see you on team big man or team frye attacking with team shiver and you purposefully lock them in spawn so the defender can win i am reporting you for griefing and/or intentionally not contributing <3

ALSO IF YOU INSIST ON CALLING SHIVER'S SHOUTS DURING HER SINGING "BARKING" IM KILLING YOU VIOLENTLY WITH A ROCK, ITS KAKEGOE, ITS PART OF TRADITIONAL JAPANESE SINGING, STOP REINVENTING RACISM JUST TO HATE ON A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER.

[luminisvii]

if you're sitting here complaining about "shiver simps" endlessly, you are a bigger problem than any shiver fan could hope to be. this is frankly ridiculous and a lot of you need to either grow up or stop playing outright until you learn how to act