otp :Ā *stares at each other for longer than five seconds*
me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* that being said, letās get into the ThEoRIeS

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otp :Ā *stares at each other for longer than five seconds*
me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* that being said, letās get into the ThEoRIeS
Buzzfeed CEO: I did the right thing by making Ryan the host of 'Buzzfeed Unsolved'.
Shane: You fucked up a perfectly good Ryan Bergara is what you did. Look at it, itās got anxiety.
modern hades and persephone where persephone is a tired college student and when she finds out the god of the underworld wants to make her his bride sheās likeĀ ābecome queen of the dead AND never have to go to an 8 AM lecture again, not to mention watch with popcorn as my ex dies and finds out my new boyfriend is his new king? YES PLZā and just fucking swandives down into the underworld and hades is likeĀ āā¦i had a carriage prepared but okay that works tooā
so thereās a new bikeshare program in seattle where you can just leave the bikes anywhere when youāre done. the one that took up a ton of parking spots and only allowed you to return bikes to docking stations in gone. hypothetically you leave the bikes like this:
but people have been leaving them inconvenient places:
and it is cracking me up. things like this are why iluvseattle.
griefers
The X-Files + Buzzfeed Unsolved (2/?) insp.
my friends vs me
todayās mood is steve harrington realizing his girlfriend will never love him back and deciding to redirect his overflowing care and affection by aggressively mothering a bunch of middle schoolers
kids in the car with steve: mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās!
steve: no your parents have dinner at home
the kids: i fucking hate this family
kids in the car with nancy: mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās!
nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*
kids: *cheering*
nancy: one black coffee please
kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās!
johnathan: mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās! mcdonaldās!
I am so lonely
My anon friend, I feel you. I donāt know your individual feelings, because you are unique and no one else knows exactly what itās like to be you, and Iām not going to patronize you by pretending like I do. But I do know what loneliness feels like. I have a spouse and a family and internet friends, and I often feel intensely, painfully alone. Depression is the soft voice that whispers in our ears:Ā āIt doesnāt matterā.Ā We might be surrounded by dozens of people or zero people, but it doesnāt matter. No one really cares about us. It doesnāt matter. We have no one. We are alone.
But I am not alone, anon, and neither are you. Maybe you donāt have a family, or a partner, or meat-space friends & acquaintances. Maybe you do, but theyāre not helping you. Maybe theyāre great, but depression is telling you it doesnāt matter. I donāt know your situation. But I do know that you have us. There are folks like you on this hell realm called the internet ā folks who know that your loneliness is real, and who know that relentless soft voice, and who can help you tell it to fuck off. We can be your family. We can let you know that youāre not the only one. Even if you are alone in the 3-D world, you are not alone here. You matter.
And if the darkness is too thick to see your way out, please talk to someone who knows more than my dim redneck ass. If youāre like me and you canāt bear to talk on the phone, try a text service like crisistextonline.org. You got this, anon. We got you. š
Salem is my one true spirit animal.
everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but
letās talk about moonpieās twitter
Moon pie is so nice and responsible
Heās a very good boy
Ohhh my God
They either want to think weāre madly in love or hating each other. But itās neither of those things. Itās magical and difficult, and wondrous and painful, and frustrating and joyous, as any intense, intimate relationship is.
1st time the pup climbs into the bed.
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Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.
I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do
taterāth0ts:
I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do
Haha this is great
this is really sweet because im sure the guy asking was expecting or at least some of the audience was expecting him to be like ālol teen girls are dumb and frivolousā but NOPE
respect. mad respect.
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