and we can win

arthur. 25. he/himpassionately in love with scifi and fantasy.

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

otp : *stares at each other for longer than five seconds*

me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* that being said, let’s get into the ThEoRIeS

[tristanthcrn]

Buzzfeed CEO: I did the right thing by making Ryan the host of 'Buzzfeed Unsolved'.

Shane: You fucked up a perfectly good Ryan Bergara is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[susiephone]

modern hades and persephone where persephone is a tired college student and when she finds out the god of the underworld wants to make her his bride she’s like “become queen of the dead AND never have to go to an 8 AM lecture again, not to mention watch with popcorn as my ex dies and finds out my new boyfriend is his new king? YES PLZ” and just fucking swandives down into the underworld and hades is like “…i had a carriage prepared but okay that works too”

[househunting]

so there’s a new bikeshare program in seattle where you can just leave the bikes anywhere when you’re done. the one that took up a ton of parking spots and only allowed you to return bikes to docking stations in gone. hypothetically you leave the bikes like this:

but people have been leaving them inconvenient places:

and it is cracking me up. things like this are why iluvseattle.

[jumpingjacktrash]

griefers

[shanesmadej]

[danakscullly-deactivated2019030]

The X-Files + Buzzfeed Unsolved (2/?) insp.

[jack-roscoe]

my friends vs me

[cinematik-deactivated20180629]

today’s mood is steve harrington realizing his girlfriend will never love him back and deciding to redirect his overflowing care and affection by aggressively mothering a bunch of middle schoolers

[tristanthcrn]

sometimes when it’s late and i’m alone i wonder if you even still think about me

[kelssiel]

kids in the car with steve: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

steve: no your parents have dinner at home

the kids: i fucking hate this family

kids in the car with nancy: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

nancy: *pulls into the drivethru*

kids: *cheering*

nancy: one black coffee please

kids in the car with johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

johnathan: mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s! mcdonald’s!

[festival-of-pudding]

I am so lonely

My anon friend, I feel you. I don’t know your individual feelings, because you are unique and no one else knows exactly what it’s like to be you, and I’m not going to patronize you by pretending like I do. But I do know what loneliness feels like. I have a spouse and a family and internet friends, and I often feel intensely, painfully alone. Depression is the soft voice that whispers in our ears: “It doesn’t matter”. We might be surrounded by dozens of people or zero people, but it doesn’t matter. No one really cares about us. It doesn’t matter. We have no one. We are alone.

But I am not alone, anon, and neither are you. Maybe you don’t have a family, or a partner, or meat-space friends & acquaintances. Maybe you do, but they’re not helping you. Maybe they’re great, but depression is telling you it doesn’t matter. I don’t know your situation. But I do know that you have us. There are folks like you on this hell realm called the internet – folks who know that your loneliness is real, and who know that relentless soft voice, and who can help you tell it to fuck off. We can be your family. We can let you know that you’re not the only one. Even if you are alone in the 3-D world, you are not alone here. You matter.

And if the darkness is too thick to see your way out, please talk to someone who knows more than my dim redneck ass. If you’re like me and you can’t bear to talk on the phone, try a text service like crisistextonline.org. You got this, anon. We got you. 💛

[flexibilitas-cerea]

[teenagerposts]

Salem is my one true spirit animal.

[girls-to-avoid]

everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

[helthehatter]

Moon pie is so nice and responsible

[girls-to-avoid]

He’s a very good boy

[queen-of-dirt]

Ohhh my God

[jodiefoster]

[galadrielles]

They either want to think we’re madly in love or hating each other. But it’s neither of those things. It’s magical and difficult, and wondrous and painful, and frustrating and joyous, as any intense, intimate relationship is.

[lilpoms]

1st time the pup climbs into the bed.

[aubreytheladyflame-deactivated2]

@exceedinglyemily

[sandandglass]

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

[masterofbirds]

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

[hyp0clitical]

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

[megglesbagels]

tater–th0ts:

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

Haha this is great

[seriousflightrisk]

this is really sweet because im sure the guy asking was expecting or at least some of the audience was expecting him to be like “lol teen girls are dumb and frivolous” but NOPE

respect. mad respect.

[believeinaslan]

A world where you and I belong, where faith and love will keep us strong