I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

titsay
NASA

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hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
todays bird

oozey mess
KIROKAZE

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I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
this post is VERY funny bc it has a fuck ton of likes and like. two reblogs. the fear of the wrath of the swifties is VISCERAL.
environmental storytelling
just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head
old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….
How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in
Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.
happy pride and HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKECHI !!!
please know you're truly cherished and loved 🥞❤️
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
i will decide the truth. 🐦⬛
I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.
oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?
Absolutely I can
One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
the weight this image holds
happy pride month everybody
it's my turn now