WHO want lasagne

my illness is chronic but my ass is iconic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trusttnno1]

BAD BLOOD

[brokebackboys]

[cosmicyeehaw]

finally getting the hang of backwards skating!

...no I didn't actually fall at the end 💀

[rileyks]

another skating video but w a ~skirt~

[sapphicamydunne]

Once I take a gymnastics class it's over for y'all

[princessesfanarts]

By MeoMai

[scarletwitchs]

Adam Driver in The Meyerowitz Stories (2017)

[hardyness]

Adam Driver + TIFF 2016 stance

[carudamon119]

[teenagerposts]

why he do dat

[catasters]

[queerist]

Ohhhh ho ho babbyyyy

[scullysimp]

i love how mulder shows up at a crime scene and starts his stand-up comedy routine

[thescullyphile]

everyone’s all ‘mulder keeps a photo of scully in his wallet.’ but never ‘scully keeps a photo of mulder in HER wallet’ :( that’s pining erasure, your honor

[evastratt]

x files au in which, instead of chewing on sunflower seeds, Mulder incessantly fiddles with a rubik’s cube. scully reaches over one day and solves it for him and he pouts at her.

[movietonight]

Predictions for an X-Files reboot

I am almost certain I'm going to live to see an x-files reboot here's my predictions

They try to make it an "edgy, grim dark" reimagining

For some bizarre reason Mulder is the skeptic and Scully the believer now and they try to make it seem like cool twist but it just comes off as sexist

In general the show manages to be somehow more sexist and racist and overall insensitive than the 90s original

Mulder and Scully make out at the end of the first episode, it's incredibly unsatisfying

Mulder and Scully also just don't really like and trust each other it's more of an enemies to lovers speed run

There's a love triangle where Scully has to choose between Mulder and Krycek

Skinner is just straight up a villain now

Bonus points if there's a plot twist that Skinner is CSM. Don't ask me how that would work because it wouldn't but they'd think it does

The lone gunmen are in it but they're all beautiful bikini models now because #feminism

[movietonight]

Things that are canon in the X-files that make me lose it every single time

Scully falling in love with the agent she was meant to spy on

Scully's physics thesis

Mulder being colour blind

Mulder having had sex on the grave of Arthur Conan Doyle with a tory

Saddam Hussein being a paid actor

[carrie11]

Platonic

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