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we do a lil trolling

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why can't i just be happy

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it's funny

i see all these people around me changing, it gives me hope, like, maybe one day i can change but every day i feel more empty, more hollow, and i shrink into myself, again and again my life gets so monotonous, wash-rinse-repeat, copy-paste, that sort of thing it's funny it makes me wonder, "who am i?" and, "why does every day feel the same, yet somehow worse than the last?" am i doomed to this cycle of never-ending nothingness and wondering of what could be? if im stuck like this for the rest of my eternity, is there anyone i can be stuck with? anyone who can keep up with my monotony? it's... so funny.

[killbent]

So when Arthur and Delilah brought the toons to life did they know they'd keep any magic powers they were written to have or did they just have to find that out on their own

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every night before sleep takes me, i envision a place where i find comfort in surplus, and a tear, a single tear, rolls down my cheek

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i gaze into the future just to see what can never be, again, and again.

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I thought that it would be another boring night Until my eyes caught you where you stood, stood in sight 'Cause on the break of day, I found your secret note I am pulled by your strings of emotions I can't run, can't run away now Maybe I'm fearful of your rejection or dismay Or maybe love isn't worth a try 'Cause if it fails, then I will be taking all the blame So I locked all my dreams inside Coincidentally, our faces met again I kept stumbling, my hands trembling I'm struggling, even so, You're sentimental since the day it all began You are guilty of this crime, you made me fall in love *insert peak instrumental here* I really thought your gaze would fade after today But I was wrong, when you came right back, back this way Although I sealed away these feelings building up Don't you know I've been waiting for you? Take me, take me away now Maybe I'm fearful of all the gossip and their hate And maybe I'm not prepared to cry I'm just too guilty to make regrettable mistakes So I kept alone my honest lies It sounds so simple, yet I'm waiting for your sign Love is puzzling, my heart's bubbling It's troubling, even so, It's incidental, we found one another's lives Then you stole this heart of mine, you made me fall in love Coincidentally, our faces met again I kept stumbling, my hands trembling I'm struggling, even so, You're sentimental since the day it all began You are guilty of this crime, you made me fall in love.. yeah.. FALL IN LOVE!

AHHHH I FUCKING LOVE YONKAGOR

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scared for my sanity

i can't even trust who i thought i was

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things i want from a relationship (will be updated)

idk love me or something

2. take me on an aquarium dates 3. step on me 4. hold my hand when i get stressed 5. buy me things on special days 6. cuddle with me on lonely nights 7. give me the sloppiest tongue intertwining kisses 8. bake me a cake 9. let me eat her cake 10. squish my head between her thighs 11. play games with me :D 12. make me yummy foods when im sick 13. watch anime with me :D 14. let me geek out about my nerdy interests 15. call me a good boy and pat my head 16. movie dates!!! 17. let me hit from the back 18. travel with them to places 19. matching keychains!! 20. spending holiday together 21. sloppy toppy 22. eat at in-n-out 23. let me arch her back as i go in-n-out 24. sweet compliments :D 25. silly nicknames 26. let me give her this hallowiener

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out of 148 people im the only one who got 100/100 on my recent history test

h o w regardless, i would like to kms

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gonna do stuff that'll make people upset and disappointed in me

because it's all im good for anyways

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another rant since i can't think happy

there's this one guy, he's a friend of mine, i hate him, but i don't he's basically the more likeable version of me, he's better at socializing, better at sports. the only reason he's not smarter than me is he barely even tries at work. i've got basically nothing against him. these issues of mine towards him only started recently for... reasons (the public doesn't get to know) but uh, yeah, idk, this isn't really something i can rant about entirely on tumblr :/

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WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK JUST HAPPENEDDD

(slight tw but idk exactly what for) so im chilling, checking twitter since i haven't been on it in like a month someone messaged me?? what the- it's a girl, more specifically a 25 year old one (im a minor btw!) they were definitely off to a rough start with the messages they sent before i noticed, but i decided to talk anyways since maybe they just thought i was cool or smth from all 15 or smth of my posts NNNNNNNOPE, a little bit later into the conversation they send me a pic of them out of the shower (thankfully they covered themself kinda) AND they asked if it would be awkward if they decide to meet up???????? LIKE WHAT???? IM A STRANGER OFF THE INTERNET YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK MY AGE- i declined, they haven't responded back, i lowkey don't want them to. my faith in humanity is lost and i wanna throw up UPDATE!!!! (like 5 mins after i post 😭) shit just went from bad to worse she just went like "oh nah i don't link up with anyone on here, but once we've built a connection on my onlyfans.. 🤭" (not the exact words) EXXXXCUUUUUUSSSSEEEEE MEEEE???????

i declined. again. also told them im not of legal age because prolly shoulda done that sooner. i genuinely feel more sick than i felt before, good lord.

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lore shitpost about one of my oc's cuz i haven't done that in a while

in the first moments of his life, there was chaos among his kin, for this was the one with the gift of malice. it had been millennia since one like him had appeared, and they must send him out to bring prosperity to their dying civilization. when it came time, they noticed something about his gift, he was able to evolve at will, something the species could only do in their early years. his form had evolved to a large beast, with large blades of flesh on his forearms. their species had near-impenetrable skin, so these blades would be powerful in combat. lastly, the species possessed element vents on their body, allowing them to shoot out things like fire, electricity, water, and more. The Prophesized Day. they had gathered around his point of departure. he leaped off the edge of the kingdom, and curled into a shape resembling an asteroid, before propelling forward, gaining speed gradually until he could go straight through a planet without slowing. he was supposed to return to the kingdom when there was a chance for them to live among the rest of the world, but no. he would never return there. this is like part 1 to the evolution titan's lore, i know, basic chosen one shit, but his gifts would not make things easy for him out in the cruel world

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‼️Warning!! Sick torture fantasy ahead!! Real masochists only!!‼️

Imagine a Dom forcing you to eat 3 nutritious meals a day.

Imagine your Master making you get at least 8 hours of sleep at night like the little person with needs that you are.

Imagine how cruel it would be for them to make you exercise in the morning, go for a jog, or do some yoga.

Imagine them forcing you to drink plenty of water throughout the day.

Think about coming home from work, exhausted, only for your Owner to order you to take a shower and remember to wash your hair.

Just think about how much it'll hurt when they tell you to turn off your phone for at least half an hour before you go to sleep in clean pajamas.

Well? Are you scared yet?

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if only

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the most masculine image