What each section says to each other
Flute: *angrily mumbles under breath* I should have gotten first chair...
Clarinet: fuck you and fuck you and fuck this entire section
Oboe/Bassoon: sorry, I need to make reeds
Saxophone: *doesn't notice you're talking to them* sorry what
Trumpet: here, I can do it
Horn: I swear if we have to play any more fucking offbeats I will empty my spit all over John Phillip Sousa's grave
Low brass: *laughs* yeah I don't even know man
Percussion: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE (insert weird auxiliary instrument here) I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET THEM YESTERDAY













