We're All Just Faking It Until We Figure It Out...

Mike. 29. Minnesota. Clarinetist. Gay. Avid Cheez-itz enthusiast. Salty snacks ftw.

[nitramaraho]

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

this is probably the best compilation out there

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[cerastes]

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

[comfortable-scarecrow]

it’s…called your funny bone…

[themysticdreambouquet-blog]

that gif tho 

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

This is how human anatomy should be taught

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

[justcatposts]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

[tastefullyoffensive]

[trueloveistreacherous]

Damn it. I just wish once you would say something stupid so I could ignore it.

[verycorrectlotr]

arent we tired of tricksy and nasty little hobbitses stealing our precious… don’t we just wants to goes ape s h i t

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[weloveshortvideos]

[harcules]

this is what it’s like having siblings

[smolfreedomsupporter]

Accurate

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

the screech lmfaooo

[galactic-crossing]

“So, no head?”, by @chanbanhi

[neckkiss]

when someone uses “your” instead of “you’re”

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[writtenskyes]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

[kunfyouzed]

THIS. This IS Dick Grayson! And I can completely see him having a page and posting these videos and in the end is one with Bruce, who just looks so tired, the looking at the camera meme

“Dick, can you please just walk normally for once?”

Dick: “No.”

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

i looked this guy up and he is a circus acrobat and oldest of like 7 lol 

extremely Big Dick Grayson energy 

[anachronic-cobra]

This man has the flexibility and possibly bone structure of boiled spaghetti what the fuck

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[everythingfox]

“Ezra the service dog gets a well deserved break to go to meet her favorite character Stitch.”

(via)

[curvyfitmilf]

[medusaveneno]

🥺😍😍

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

@apprentice-of-holmes