[delicious-designs]

Strawberry caramel centered chocolate cookies

[officialpepperoni]

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. 

[raesploveart]

Give that kid a medal.

[tripleayebitch]

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

[hipnerd]

This is the same man.

[comic-chick]

I think about this a lot.

[rkaym94-deactivated20150618]

[lillianloverly]

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

[berrytrap]

signal boost the shit out of this

[lacigreen]

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

[gifthetv]

[thatfunnyblog]

[frienclzonecl]

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

[d-white211]

[yyoungblood]

omg he was literally the best thing that ever happened to hollywood

[wickedclothes]

[wickedclothes]

Harry Potter Hogwarts Alumni Sweatshirt

Take pride in the wizarding school that you graduated from. These sweatshirts feature a pair of crossed broomsticks, and the words “Hogwarts Alumni”. Sold on Etsy.

[sadwhore04]

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

[bored-no-more]

[pelvicsorcery90]

heard you were—fuck

heard you—agh

heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh

heard you were talking shit

[icanrelateto]

[drinklust]

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

[leadingtone]

Model of Maastricht in the 1740s/50s.

[89cats]

[d0chodze-deactivated20170902]