Hey I'm Aaliyah

Dan and Phil make my days better. All is right in the world if dan or phil post a video. I ship phan and johnlock They are my life

[bskwannie]

phil lester

“I’m just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me ‘cause I make YouTube videos — it’s just crazy!”

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

this shit is honestly so fucking real

[ellieptical]

I had a Cindy and a Ken and one day Cindy was so angry at Ken she ripped off her own leg and beat him to death with it. Then I moved onto the lego. 

[peppermintgrim]

If your Barbies’ lives aren’t like Game of Thrones, you’re not doing it right.

[sushie]

🐶👕

[theconnorfanta]

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[90s90s90s]

[90s90s90s]

Fiona Apple, 1997 MTV VMAs [x]

[angelmutual]

i always see one of my flatmates from last year on the train to/from uni and she always ignores me?? we werent that close but we used to speak quite a bit n now she Avoids me .. why

[altphan]

plasma balls

[awkwardrandomteen]

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood on a Harp “‘Cause it’s too cold for you here”

This sounds beautiful

[constantneverland]

This is the most soothing thing I have ever experience.

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

[ambivalentme-blog-blog]

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

[hammered-hoagie-deactivated2017]

OH MY GOD

[whispersinthestatic]

I am really happy the house cat was included at the bottom, haha

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“BED TIME IS NAOW KITTEN”

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[babyanimalgifs]

THIS IS GOALS

more animal posts?

[weavemama]

AMERICA LOVES TO WASTE MONEY

[weavemama]

I love how people say we live in “power country” when that “power” is only used to make the rich richer and barely contribute to helping the poor

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[babyanimalgifs]

more animal posts?