humanity's eleventh hour

calypso ☆ 25 ☆ they/them ☆ no minors or boneheads header © flibusted

[yms1]

[lelouch]

[isitsafe]

[pinene]

Love the bot summoning incantation

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[thereforealiar]

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[radiation]

In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh

I will to save him

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[damejoansutherland]

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

[tropdenotesss]

okay well i feel like i just got teleported into a creepypasta

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

[dogpuppy]

[tropdenotesss]

parents packing to move is just them finding a bowl from 2006 and being like isn’t this amazing? i thought we lost it forever

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

alright im done put me in the heart locket

[goldensunset]

ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,

1. canonically female (no variation)

2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)

3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)

?

yes

no

super nuance bald extract button (use this wisely)

Voting ended onAug 12

[puppetshell]

I can fuck like a person

-tent razor

[puppetshell]

I went to fuck u

[puppetshell]

Sexy like an animal

-T. RAZOR