humanity's eleventh hour

calypso ☆ 25 ☆ they/them ☆ no minors or boneheads header © flibusted

[yms1]

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[killrockstar]

a figure sits in a chair made of wood and it's sobbing you think it's you yr pretty sure it's you but its weak its broken and its covered in gasoline now picture yrself lighting a match btw

[tropdenotesss]

lestat de lioncourt saying uwu out loud and things like "serving cunt" are in fact deeply in-character. in the books his favorite place to be is walmart

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[tropdenotesss]

did you know there's someone on here "roleplaying" as evan buckley and just calling random people pedophiles in their replies. and i know what you're wondering, yes they are a blechtummy

[aleikats]

🔸wyll poster ! 🔹 Available at this year's Anime Expo 2026!

[mrsterlingeverything]

To my loved ones: i am not doing very good at all

To my haters: i am doing really swag !

[alright-fuckhead]

[csny]

[liviapeleia]

My first contrapuntal poem and my first Dragon Age fanwork. So, very new turf for me, quite exciting!

Inspired by the scene in the DA2 quest Dissent in which Anders/Justice (almost) murder Ella. AO3 link here.

[twyllodrus]

It was just theatre. No. No. I swear. It was love.

[reputayswift]

I think he's in a really good place <3

[tropdenotesss]

the vampire lestat episode 4 had me singing mambo number five like A little bit of lesmand in my life a little armandaniel by my side a little bit of louis is all i need a little bit of claudia is what i see

[castledock]

funpoison headcanons? spare funpoison headcanons for me in my time of need?

There’s about 5-6 inches of height difference between the two, so any time Ghoul wants a kiss from Party, he has to stand on his toes and they have to lean down a bit.

[gh0ulfun]

LISTEN IT WAS EITHER THAT OR I PUNCH THEM AND I DON'T WANNA PUNCH THEM

Unless they punch me first cuz I'm weird like that

[p4rtyp0is0nnnn]

you want me to punch you ?

[gh0ulfun]

Whaaaaaaaaaat. Nooooooo.

Yes please I'm such a loser and I'm in love PLEASE punch me

[castledock]

Y’all know DMs exist?

[tropdenotesss]

wait let me get in on this

Whoa these days sure are dangerous haha that's okay because I have a basketball for nefarious purposes

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.