I have to say the most mood lifting thing is when I join a discord voice chat only to find my mutuals blasting Thomas the tank engine but ear rape. Like... why? But also.. the sad.. is.. gone...?
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I have to say the most mood lifting thing is when I join a discord voice chat only to find my mutuals blasting Thomas the tank engine but ear rape. Like... why? But also.. the sad.. is.. gone...?
dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm
dream:Ā *turns away to hide his blush* iāve always wanted a partner with a tapewormā¦.
george:Ā DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sapnap:Ā *goes yandere* i-iām the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!
tommy:Ā tch⦠thats so fucking unepic. weāre through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.
skeppy:Ā you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*
fundy:Ā this is such a pain in the ass.
badboy:Ā *halo*
ponk:Ā ummā¦ā¦ā¦ okay
quackity:Ā *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]
This is a public statement: S U F F E R AS I CURSE YOUR BLOG WITH THIS DEVIL-BE-DAMNED-POST
Nino: *very unimpressed*
Adrien: *double unimpressed*
Alya: *glares in you're not impressive*
Marinette:
Nino: what are we.. seeing?
Adrien: this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
Alya: *glares in you don't deserve to hear her words*
Marinette:
Chloe: *sighs* Mari, honey, honey bee, love of my platonic life, babe, bubble bee, Mar Barā
Marinette: no.
Everyone: butā
Marinette: I. Will. Not. Burn. That. Outfit.
Chloe: you want to.
Alya: *glares*
Adrien: confess, you really want to.
Nino: it's for the greater good, dude.
Marinette: ...he likes the outfit.
Dick: *who was sitting in his disco wing outfit across the room* ...I do like this outfit.
Alya, very quietly under her breath: burn him in the outfit.
If this isn't love, I don't know what is
aksjdbjdjdbdb so iāve been craving jason & damian fluff all day and i just binge-read like a whole lot of baby!damian aus because theyāre all cute af and for godās sake i cannot get these two out of my fucking head. so. may i present to you...
a Concept⢠~
jason todd: part-time drug lord, part-time babysitter (but both parts overlap literally all the time lol)
like you have -
Bruce, already running late to a Super Duper Fun Board Meeting⢠with his hair all mussed up, his pants unbuttoned and baby!dami slung around his neck like a fucking scarf: jason i need you to watch damian
Jason, fully aware of the fact that he was literally just about to leave to go do very illegal, very gang-related things that his family Does Not Know Aboutā¢: how about no
*one hour later*
Jason, decked out in full Red Hood gear holding a two-year old Damian in a cheap, Party City Robin costume āto preserve his identityā: see this kid? this is my kid. you lose him, i kill you. you make him cry, i kill you. you get so much as a speck of dust on him, i kill you. understand?
The poor, unfortunate henchmen tasked with watching Damian while Jason Takes Care Of Businessā¢: yEs siR bOsS siR mR. rEd hOoD siR aYe ayE
*twenty minutes later*
Jason, sitting across from one of his gang members whoās about to piss his pants from fright bc Red Hoodās going Peak Intimidationā¢: so you see, Harold, if i ever find your ugly fucking mug lurking around Gotham High ever again, iām going to shove an AK-47 so far up yourā
Jason, hears the sound of little feet pattering towards the room and immediately curses every god that ever was: *internally* oh fuck
Damian, slams the door open: *screeching* BIG BROTHERRRRRRRR
Damian, toddling over to Jason as fast as his chubby little legs can carry him: big brother big brother!!! wook!! wook!! *shoves his hands in jasonās face* dāyasee dāyasee!!!
Jason, trying to salvage the situation: yeah yeah ās really great squirt, awesome, amazing, go the fuck back where you came fromā
āyouāre not wooking!!!!ā
āokay! okay, what am i looking at?ā
āa rowwy powwy :)ā
Jason:
Jason: *internally* heās just a kid heās just a kid, fucking calm down jason you canāt drop kick a two-year-old into the sun even tho he totally ruined your kick-ass intimidation sessionā
Jason: *externally* jeepers tater tot :) thatās so cool :) :) whatās its name :) :) :)
āher name >:(ā
āsorry, her nameā
Damian: esāmelda. like in the movie! :)
and damian looks so damn proud of himself, jason canāt help but ruffle his hair even tho he totally messed up all of jasonās plans. but THEN. damian turns to harold, who hasnāt been this fucking confused since his high school calc class, and shoves his hands in his face and is like āwook!!! isnāt she pretty!! :))))ā and all he sees is this weird tiny black sphere in damianās sticky baby hands.
Harold:
Jason: yeah harold :) isnāt she pretty :) :)
Harold *sweats nervously*: uh.... yeah?
Damian: you donā... you donā wike her!!! :(
Harold *glancing at Jason whoās tapping the barrel of his gun against the table*: *gulps* yes i do! i totally doā
āyou donā you donā you donā!!ā
āYEAH I DO, SEEā *leans in close to the rolly polly* āhi eSmErELdA iTās niCe tO mEeT yOuā
Damian:
Damian: datās her butt
My Maribat Betrothal AU: Take Two
Okay so people like that post that is more of a train wreck produced by my sleep-deprived brain. I expanded on it and added some changes. Fair warning: Most of my ML and DC knowledge came from Maribat fics, a few episodes and the DCU movies like son of Batman. I have Mari's pov and background stuff written and it needs some editing. Anyways, enjoy <3
It is not a continuation but: @alysrose-starchild, @buginetye, @lookatthestars1, @blackroserelina, @macncheesemonster, @mochinek0
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PART 1
Damian groaned.
He was not having a good day.
First, Father decided to pair him with Todd, TODD of all people, for patrol.
Second, while doing a stake-out for the warehouse near the docks which might be used as storage for criminal activity and enduring Red Hood's annoying taunts, they both were knocked out by tranquilizers and his mother's face was the last thing he had remembered seeing.
"Don't worry, little one. You are just fulfilling your duties as heir to the Demon's Head. Then, all will be perfect." She had said, just before he fully lost consciousness.
Third, he woke up to being chained up with a major headache. Taking a bearing of his surroundings, the room he was imprisoned in had two exits, an iron door and a window that had the view of his childhood home. He was dressed in wedding ensembles of the League of Shadows. Red Hood was chained up next to him as well but unlike him, still had his suit and helmet on. Glancing to the other side, he saw a raven-haired girl, chained up and dressed in the black and gold robes of a bride. She had also retained consciousness and was staring at him.
Bluebell eyes met his piercing green.
His betrothal was petite with Asian features. She had freckles dotting her button nose and rosy cheeks.
She is fragile and will break easily, he thought. Why did his mother want him to marry such a weakling?
"Savez-vous où nous sommes? (Do you know where we are?)" Her voice was sweet and trembling with fear. Her eyes were wide and seemed filled with innocence yet carrying great sadness. She was an Angel, an ordinary girl, not fit for this harsh and unforgiving world she was forcefully going to get married to.
She opened her mouth to ask another question and suddenly, she went limp, appearing to be unconscious. Damian furrowed his brows in confusion. Why did she-
A moment later, he heard footsteps approaching and the iron door opened to reveal his mother.
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Magical Mayhem 3
Part 3
@maribatmarch-2k2 Day 20: Speed force
Part 1 *** Part 2
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Here Mari was in the watch tower listening to points for both young teams.
"So which team will you join?" someone asked but she had stopped paying attention a long time ago.
"NO."
"No to which?"
"Both."
"What? You need to choose a team." Several of the adults began to pressure her.
"No, I don't because I have no intention of becoming a hero". If they want to push, Iāll push back.
Guess who just discovered their new least favourite feeling? Its me.
#whenyouspendasolid5minutescryingandgobackdownstairsbutno-onenotices
enola holmes had no business being as good as it is. feminism? a black woman calling out sherlock for āpolitics is boringā being a privileged as fuck take? enolaās companion is a teenage little himbo-in-training who likes flowers and plants? mycroft is a bitch? extraordinary. academy award worthy.
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Do You Love Me?Ā Ā AO3
Is This Mission Over Yet?Ā Ā AO3
Will You Fake Date MeĀ Ā AO3
The Gravity of LightĀ Ā AO3
The Illusion of InnocenceĀ Ā AO3
Giving Up On YouĀ Ā AO3
I Donāt Even Know My Last NameĀ Ā AO3
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Covert DatingĀ Ā AO3
Covert RomanceĀ Ā AO3
Covert WeddingĀ Ā AO3
Covert Marriage
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Chapter 1Ā Ā AO3
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Chapter 3
[playing twister]
Jon: Damian, right hand red
Damian: [ends up on top of Marinette]
Marinette: okay youāre doing this on purpose, arenāt you?
Jon: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago, honestly Iām surprised you didnāt notice sooner
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this is such a random idea but imagine: 11 year old Damien seeing 15 year old Marinette transform into Ladybug. Or detransform. This girl who took his moody ass preteen agnst with a smile and offered him cookies and fenced with him and was actually almost decent. This girl who, upon the class/school being kidnapped by X Rogue Gallery Villain (Probably the Riddler. Or Penguin. Someone low-key not going to murder her. but thatās not the point.) Sacrificing herself up to deal with whatever weird mind-games they had in store, giving Damien time to contact Bruce. This girl who then kicked ass and took names and reversed the damage but still checked on everybody else.Ā
Damien thinks about the Hero Rules his father has tried to instill in him. Thinks about Marinette. Ignores her frantic freaking out and trying to explain and just. Takes her hand. Takes her back to Wayne Manor.Ā
āWe have a sister now.ā
āholy shit its fucking GENETIC. BRUCE. BRUUUCE! THE DEMON SPAWN KIDNAPPED A GIRL!ā
āhe wHAT?!āĀ
And Bruce is like. Damien. Son. You canāt just kidnap girls, no matter how much you like them. Or how heroic you think they are. Heās sure her family, the family sheāll be going back to in a few weeks, the family in PARIS, will miss her.Ā
And somehow Damien weasels in visits? Back and forth? And Marinette coos over him bc he didnāt really spill her secret like she asked and sheās very grateful and Damien is adorable. She likes her new baby brother.Ā
Jason wonders what the hell kind of powers Mari has to reign in the Demon Spawn into something vaguely resembling a real human child.Ā
Tim is looking between Damien, Bruce, and Marinette, and wondering if it is, in fact, genetic. This is just kinda suspect.Ā
Dick is cackling like HELL YEAH NEW SISTER! BABY BRO AND BABY SIS HEāS SO READY! LETS BOND!
Alfred just sighs but takes it in stride. Mentally starts picking out Mariās new room and costume. Though apparently she designs? Perhaps sheāll convince the family to have a costume revamp. (She absolutely does. Their costumes offend her delicate sensibilities.)Ā
Also Damien just shows up and commends Tom and Sabine on raising Mari and theyāre? Confused? But okay.Ā
They have a son now. They feed him all the things.Ā
Damien also gets the Rooster Miraculous when heās in Paris so he can run around with Ladybug. And kicks Chat in the shin. Often. Thatās HIS sister, donāt flirt with his sister! This is completely unprofessional. Robin would make a much better Chat Noir. Replace him.Ā
Mari is just long suffering. Bundles up her baby brother and gives him lots of snuggles while he pouts and protests. He is a mighty assassin! He does not need sisterly affection! ⦠Though science shows that hugs are proven to increase serotonin levels so he SUPPOSES she can continue. He needs all the good feelings he can in Paris.Ā
Chat wonders where the hell this little bundle of feathers came from and if his Lady will be mad if he tosses him off the side of the Eiffel Tower.Ā
The Secret Life of MDC | Part 6
Part 6: Just let them fall
PartĀ 01 | 02 | 03 | 04Ā | 05
Note:Ā If you had read the original version on my website, I totally did not rewrite this entire part just to avoid a fight scene.Ā
The mission was simple: save the two idiot exchange students that donāt have any common sense. It was a frustrating task to even track them down. Base on the footage from security cameras and likely villains who are crazy enough to start drama, it is very likely that the dumb and dumber are safe but being hold over a pot of acid, fire, or water will killer animals. Who knows?
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Salt-fic September Day 2: Pick
Marinetteās life had gone downhill fast. After the incident where Lila got her expelled, Marinette tried going to her friends again. She had spoken with her friend, Damian about what was going on. He was furious that this lying harlot had caused so much trouble for his friend. After talking with Damian, she thought this time, they would believe her. Lila had admitted that she had a ālying diseaseā to get Marinette back in school. So, the two friends had thought that would be enough to get her class to listen to her. But they had been wrong.
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Fractal
I think Iām addicted to drawing older Marinette/Ladybug, guys š° TRAGIC, I know š¤£
Anyway, here are some practice sketches I hadnāt posted on social media yet. The first three were drawn on the iPad; the fourth one is my āDiscordant Sonataā design for older Lila, drawn with an orange gel pen on sketchbook paper. (Sorry about the picture quality, it was taken with my phone)