Bambi

No. If I know you GET OUT. You know who you are.

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[thememedaddy]

[raspberrybluejeans]

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

[finnivann]

three graces and the golden apple

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[eliotheman]

”This portrayal of a marginalized group was wrong then and is wrong now” and “This portrayal of a marginalized group was very progressive for the time period and paved the way for more representation while likely limited by factors outside of the creator’s control” are two statements that can and should ABSOLUTELY coexist and be kept in mind when interacting with older media

[lemonylemus]

Great example

[kit0ri]

awn,,,

[petralemaitre]

NPR Report: Trump's HHS abandons threat to withhold Medicare and Medicaid funding over trans care

---

While I have your attention, a proposed Office of Management and Budget rule prohibiting federal grant recipients from acknowledging trans people is open for public comment till the end of the day 7/13/26.

[vaspider]

Yes! But please make sure you read the whole article, bc they aren't backing down from all their shitty rules.

That pressure has come in the form of this proposed rule, another rule that would bar federal Medicaid reimbursement for transgender pediatric patients, and a declaration from Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that aimed to redefine the standard of care. (Interestingly, the press release issued when those actions were unveiled in December is now missing from the HHS website, as is the Kennedy declaration document.) The Medicaid rule is currently in the final stage of review and appears to be on track to take effect in the coming weeks. A coalition of Democratic-led states sued over the so-called Kennedy declaration and succeeded in blocking it in federal court in Oregon. The Trump administration has not appealed that decision so far.

:/

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about cutting your bangs at home is that scissors are natural born performers. not many people know this but the soul of a scissors was imbued b y the god of divas. scissors love to cause drama. they revel in it. this is why you must never record yourself while cutting your bangs. it must be you and the mirror alone. the scissors will believe this is just a dress rehearsal and they will behave because they need to save their shocking ad-lib for opening night. you will cut your bangs, the scissors will wait, and your hair will look perfect.

but if you set up a camera, the scissors know this is the main act. and they will betray you for their moment of shock and awe. trust me about this. i have been working with scissors in my bathroom for years across the world and we have an understanding.

[headspace-hotel]

anyone ever want to run a simulation of a part of their own lives for experimental purposes?

Like, the Bucky Obsession came to me at precisely the right time in my life. At any earlier time I couldn't read medical whump because it was too triggering and couldn't read hydra trash party because of evangelical-raised contamination anxiety about dark topics

And yet. I want to show 14 year old me the vault scene. Just to see what she would do.

[headspace-hotel]

Listen

11 year old me had some really funny feelings about Steve Rogers screaming in pain during the transformation scene okay

[headspace-hotel]

I'm going to go to bed before I say anything else about myself

[helenvaughans]

[kingofthewilderwest]

The joys of writing fics in a small / currently-quiet fandom

On the plus side every comment and kudos is an appreciated gift 🙏

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[grace-in-the-wilderness]

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."

-- G. K. Chesterton

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[pangur-and-grim]

GOD DAMN IT!

[pitchdarkedge]

[ostensible-adult]

I hope this comes across as positive/complimentary: I'm reminded of the art teacher who is quoted somewhere on tumblr as saying approximately

I do not like this style. I will never like this style. ... My biggest criticism is that I merely dislike this [art project]. Make me hate it. Make me furious over how much fun you're having with this thing I hate.

You don't need that teacher's advice, though. You're already having so much fun that tumblr is furious.

[tenyai]

(Part 1? lol)This got more ridiculous than I intended but here we are, a little rujinu aquarium date shenanigan inspired by @galaxyspeaking ‘s great aquarium date concept! I have a part 2 sketched out that’s more romantic and sappy but we’ll see if and when I get to it 🐠

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]