Damian: yeah i like to take videos of animals i see in the wild. i don't see as much in Gotham as i did back in the league, but there's some cool squirrels around sometimes.
Tim: oh you have videos of squirrels? show me, i like squirrels.
Dick: yeah let us see!
Damian: *gets out phone, brings up video*
Tim and Dick: *watching over Damian's shoulder*
*distant screams of pain in the back of the video*
Tim:
Tim: dude where the fuck was this?
Damian, absently: this one? i think this was outside Titan's Tower.
Tim:
Dick:
*more screams, crashes and bangs*
Dick, casually: hey those screams kinda sound like Tim.
Tim:
Tim: iS THIS FROM WHEN JASON TRIED TO KILL ME?!?
Damian: hm? oh, yeah, probably.
Tim: YOU WERE THERE???
Damian: not IN the tower; Jason cracked the window of his car and left me to wait outside with a Kindle.
Tim:
Dick:
Damian: i was reading 'Crime and Punishment'.
Tim: WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU THERE?!
Damian: i dunno, he just told me he had to run a few errands before he could drop me off at my father's. i didn't know one of the errands was beating up you.
Dick: and you heard the screams and just didn't check or worry?
Damian: did you see how fat that squirrel was? i was distracted.
Tim: oh my god-