Trophy Horseplay

(This is a roleplay/art response acc) MAIN ACC is YourLocalDingus www.tumblr.com/blog_auth/trophydiary PASSWORD is: BANANAMILKSHAKE Please ask questions regarding the contents of the diary! But don't be too obvious or the password may change...

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

ASK BLOG

Fan wouldn't stop bugging me to get an 'ask block' or something stupid, so I decided I'd give it a shot to shut him up.

Ask me something or get lost, you know where to find it. I'll post on here about daily things or whatever to get the ball rolling.

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Sorry the art isn't all that good! This was a quick doodle to get things going! It'll get better, prommy ;)

[mefon-isawesome]

Imagine if that trap actually works lol-

..... I. Didn't expect you to actually fall into this.

It's not my fault you didn't design me with survival skills.

..Do you even regret what you did.

I'd say you wouldn't like the answer, but that'd just make it obvious

OOC: collab w @trophyhorseplaythe1st >:DDDDDD

[mefon-isawesome]

need to give meef a little calico kitty to join him in his adventures neow!! also tell the kitty i said pspspsps!!

huh. what

it shouldn't.. be here-? wait

Hey, you cant just go-................

I overestimated him.

..He really is that stupid

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

TROPHY WHERE DID YOU GO-

Eugh, stupid trees...

...

...........!!!

...It's like I get dumber every day.

[mefon-isawesome]

Sooooo....any luck finding trophy?

I followed the trail from earlier to the lake so he probably washed off the rest of the blood there. I might as well use the stupid meat slab trap, not like I have much luck right now or anything Prolly not gonna work, Trophy's not that dense surprisingly I might just come back to look in the morn.

.....?

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

So you were wrong. He didn't accept you.

He hates you now. They all hate you. They're looking for you.

What if you start liking the taste of oil as well.....

Oh, you think you have it ALL figured out, huh!? You think you know everything!? They CAN understand! They will! I just need time! And they won't find me, none of them will! And I'll never start liking the taste of-

!!

..?

!------------------! I've only been gone for five minutes guys don't check the dates stop what are you doing stop checking the dates stop

[l0verwithoutaheart]

i arted ig,,,,,

@mefon-isawesome

@trophyhorseplaythe1st

[mefon-isawesome]

OOC: BAHAHAHAHHA THIS IS ACCURATE

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

Salt cube 💖

[ask-trophy]

“my name is knife and i was in the inanimate insanity final 4”

TRANSLATING…

“i’m the worst inanimate insanity contestant”

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

I don't know what kind of beef you still have with your Knife, but I

Agree, let's jump him.

[sugarypaws98]

“knife is the worst ii contestant”

TRANSLATING....

im a tsundere that won't admit im gay for my hb's because im embarrassed

[ask-trophy]

what the fuck is a “tsundere”.

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

They're insulting us we should jump them too

[ask-trophy]

“my name is knife and i was in the inanimate insanity final 4”

TRANSLATING…

“i’m the worst inanimate insanity contestant”

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

I don't know what kind of beef you still have with your Knife, but I

Agree, let's jump him.

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

(ok so i cant really do asks on a side blog so, i did actually make the askblog though so...: @3nf0rc3r-0f-g0ld )

Hello... you seem in a bit of trouble.

God DAMNIT not you again! what is your DEAL!?

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YYASHSGDTYFGEYDEGY UYOU AMKDE THE BLOG THE BLOG YOU MADE THE BLOG YAYAYAYAYAYYYAAYY

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

......happy.....priide?

Why did you do it....

Happy pride month..

Also dowhatIdidn'tdoanythingIdon'tevenknowwhatiiis.. shush

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

Trophy have you tried eating raw meet? I know it’s not hygienic or healthy but maybe it’ll help with the… eating people urges

I can’t re word that 😭

Yeah, I uh.. tried that once.

It was really embarrassing when OJ walked in on me.

You can see how it didn't exactly work, though...

Also I'm in the woods now. For no reason in particular.

[mefon-isawesome]

So uhhh… maybe run?

[BLOOD WARNING AFTER CUT]

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..This isn't what it looks like-

WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE???!!

.......................... [OOC: okay chuck bricks at them @trophyhorseplaythe1st]

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

Blood Under Cut!!!!

...Okay I know this seems bad.. but if you just hear me out, I promise I can explain—

...Trophy what the HELL is wrong with you-

!!!

...?

[yourlocaldingus-artslop]

MY COMS ARE OPEN!!!

Hiii! Tis I, Dingus, here to announce that my commissions are open! My Strawpage << with all my com info!

Read past cut for in-site info:

MY COM PRICES: I only take pay through CASH APP or PAYPAL!

The full pricing is split in two to honor a commission fee (the price you pay before I start) and a completion fee (the price you pay once the work is completed) that way, I ensure that I get paid and you get what you paid for! I will show you all the stages (sketch/line art (on the same go since I don't really sketch), base coloring, and completion) as they're done so you can tell me if there's any adjustments I need to make on the work!

All colored pieces are shaded, so that isn't listed here! It's included in the full price! !!Pricing Time!! Colorless: -Shoulders up: $15 -Waist up: $20 -Full body: $25 full piece: -Shoulders up: $35 -Waist up: $40 -Full body: $45 EXTRA: If the character is super super detailed: Can be negotiated depending on the amount of detail

REFERENCES:

Past art trade

(Character belongs to: heavymetalhazard on Discord)

Older commission piece!

Doesn't properly represent my current style, but it roughly shows how I handle complex posing and personalities!

(Character belongs to: identitycrisispersonified on Discord)

Most recent commission piece!

(Character belongs to: identitycrisispersonified on Discord)

Previous commission piece

Characters belong to: Paraffins on Discord also an older one, but it shows how I handle characters interacting! (my style has changed, as seen from the above image)

Trophy HC design (not mine)

Just shows how I work with other people's designs + how I render reflective surfaces

(Design belongs to: solar-png on Tumblr)

Older piece, just to show props n stuff,, gift for my friends birthday!

Characters belong to: Left: YourLocalDingus (Me!) Middle: c0l3guy on Discord Right: Yuricobs on Discord

Okkkk that's it pls commission me I need money I'm broke and I want II plushies ok bye.

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

Going here too just cuz I need money brah <3

[mefon-isawesome]

So uhhh… maybe run?

[BLOOD WARNING AFTER CUT]

........

..This isn't what it looks like-

WHAT IS IT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE???!!

.......................... [OOC: okay chuck bricks at them @trophyhorseplaythe1st]

[mefon-isawesome]

MEPHONE GO CHECK ON TROPHY NOWWWW NOW NOW NOWWWWW THE ANONS ARE TORTURING HIM WITH ANGST!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1

Tro-..phy....? [blood warning under cut]

.................................... OOC: rip bomb you might be missed

COLLAB WITH @trophyhorseplaythe1st

[trophyhorseplaythe1st]

i like yer funky eyebrows sir

...Thanks? Odd thing to say...

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Trophy with thick eyebrows is my entire personality 🥹