Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
I feel so called out
Can I live?
in retrospect, yikes
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
Good morning to everyone except the cop that made Karamo stop his car in Queer Eye as a joke and literally terrified him and the other four making them think he was getting racially profiled
Agreed but also fuck the show producer who thought that was clever, because you know he did not just find them traveling down a road. Someone thought that was a good idea in the writers room.
Important things to note:
Jonathan had his phone out to record in case something went wrong and they needed proof of what happened
Tan and Karamo both almost quit on the spot
It was planned for Bobby to be driving, but Karamo insisted on driving
N o t s c r i p t e d they were legitimately scared
Also either way it wasn’t a good idea regardless so don’t make excuses for it??
Also they found a maga hat and found other pro trump signs in his house later + that conversation between Karamo and cory in the car was super forced and uncomfortable
Tldr fuck that episode 🙃
Honestly you explained this better than I ever could, I don’t want this dismissed as “oh but it was a joke” because a black man in the south terrified to be pulled over by a cop and then having to be friendly with a pro trump cop is not funny at all to me.
your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy
Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.
having an absolute breakdown until the absurdity of reality just pulled me out it
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
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i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
i am very chill for someone who is constantly on the verge of losing it